Danes Only ;)

[Tharandil]

we got 3 shops! but then again its a small city...
usually open to 6-7 pm mon-fri but 2-3 on saturdays...closed sunday

but also lots and lots of moonshine from the part on sweden where I come from...north

[Rhaegar]

6-7 p. m. So, right about the time you're preparing to go out with friends...

[Knuffel]

And they even have a website

[Fourtcoer]

I have no idea what is going on in this thread, but it apparently involves a bunch of intoxicated Scandinavians. Stop with the drunken stupor and get real jobs ya dang socialists!

We need you sober so you can make us some compact and economical furniture! And legos! Then again, maybe the alcohol explains a lot.

(Fun song, and heartfelt American tribute to you guys. I'm tearing up right now. )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJEtMSuMqg

Long ago in days of yore
It all began with a god named Thor
There were Vikings and boats
And some plans for a furniture store
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
As if there were apartments smaller than mine

Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

So rent a car or take the bus
Lay your cash down and put your trust
In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
Billy the bookcase says hello
And so does a table whose name is Ingo
And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl

Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

Ikea: plywood, brushed steel
Ikea: meatballs, tasty
Ikea: Allen wrenches
All of them for free
All of them for me

I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks
I just bought a table for 60 bucks
And a chair and a lamp
And a shelf and some candles for you
I was a doubter just like you
Till I saw the American dream come true
In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade

Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

[Alorrana]

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[Trutblemma]

There is a reason Emma always is sober in game

[Irk]

Fun fact:
1. Swedes like to drink a lot. (who doesn't LOL)
2. Swedes have weak heads when it comes to drinking.

one sentence negates another.
however 2nd one is ALL true very weak heads, but quite interesting in that state

[Tharandil]

weak heads? lies!

[Irk]

weak heads? lies!

it depends on who campres

[Bomrim]

1. Swedes like to drink a lot. (who doesn't LOL)
2. Swedes have weak heads when it comes to drinking.
3. Alcoholism spreads like wildfire (especially during the white night/dark day depressions)

Answer 1: Denmark have more alcoholism than Sweden.
Answer 2: Myth. I can drink pretty much without someone noticing it's the whole bottle of wine, or two.
Anwer 3: See answer 1.