In game humor

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Amberlee
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Re: In game humor

Post by Amberlee » 01 Aug 2017 02:08

Bwaha
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Raelle
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Re: In game humor

Post by Raelle » 14 Sep 2017 00:38

typed "kill human" about the wrong damn human. human chased and killed me good. I went to recover my stuff, and found my killer was still fighting:

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It is day in the city of Sanction. Lava flows and smoke billows from three volcanoes looming ominously above the rooftops of this nightmarish city. The grayish-brown sunlight that makes it through the heavy low hanging clouds illuminates this twilight city. These solidly built piers have been shattered by the violent tremors from the erupting volcanoes. The piers stretch northwest and southwest from here. To the south stands a warehouse, and a pair of gates lead east into Sanction proper. A sign hangs on the wall of the warehouse. The temperature and the humidity in this place is very high, even for summer. 
There are four obvious exits: east, south, southwest and northwest.
A big bottle.
A blue-uniformed stone-faced childish male human.
The stone-faced childish male human and the stone-faced childish male human are fighting each other.
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The stone-faced childish male human just nicks the stone-faced childish male human's body with his heavy longsword.
The stone-faced childish male human barely scrapes the stone-faced childish male human's left arm with his heavy longsword.
The stone-faced childish male human raises his brass warhorn to his lips, and blows mightily into it. The warhorn's deep wail echoes into the distance.
The stone-faced childish male human barely scrapes the stone-faced childish male human's legs with his heavy longsword.
ha
You are physically somewhat hurt and mentally in full vigour.
The stone-faced childish male human is sore.

sux to die, good to laugh though

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gold bezie
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Re: In game humor

Post by gold bezie » 14 Sep 2017 08:00

Would be funny if he killed himself/eachother, since he is fighting himself :lol:
Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that.

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Shanoga
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Re: In game humor

Post by Shanoga » 23 Sep 2017 02:29

The FAT male gnome arrives.

This gnome is HUGE! He cooks all of the king's meals, and also eats all of the leftovers.
He is extremely tall and skinny for a gnome.

That's...not quite the description I expected.

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Sibbedidenn
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Re: In game humor

Post by Sibbedidenn » 23 Sep 2017 10:03

Hhaha

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Dhez
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Re: In game humor

Post by Dhez » 04 Dec 2017 09:47

No comment.

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From the south you hear thunderous footfalls fading into the distance.
You hear thunderous footfalls approaching from the south.
A hulking irritable male ogre rides in on a noble bay horse from the south.
The hulking irritable male ogre rides his noble bay horse north.
From the north you hear thunderous footfalls fading into the distance.
You see a mousetrap. I see free cheese and a challenge.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Alteor
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Re: In game humor

Post by Alteor » 04 Dec 2017 20:56

I enter a room in Kendermore...

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The energetic young female kender slowly closes her eyes, fighting to stay awake.
Alright... ?

Darken Rahl
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Re: In game humor

Post by Darken Rahl » 06 Dec 2017 15:33

Dhez wrote:No comment.

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From the south you hear thunderous footfalls fading into the distance.
You hear thunderous footfalls approaching from the south.
A hulking irritable male ogre rides in on a noble bay horse from the south.
The hulking irritable male ogre rides his noble bay horse north.
From the north you hear thunderous footfalls fading into the distance.
Yeah and the bla bla bla turkey rides in on a bla bla horse...

Raelle
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Re: In game humor

Post by Raelle » 06 Dec 2017 20:17

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Berth 8 - Sybarus.
There are two obvious exits: east and west.
Genesis ShipLines sign.
Raelle laying in front of the fire.

Rincon
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Re: In game humor

Post by Rincon » 16 Dec 2017 23:21

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put unworn boobs in chest
Put what?
playing when tired is never a good idea ;)

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put unworn boots in chest
You put a pair of black boots into the large stone chest.

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