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Ntell's not for questing, grinding nor lol,
instead we use mail, send a message or scroll,
so many ways we have for the latter,
let's review the means, used for this chatter:
For me it was sad, twas such a pity,
when I tried it out, using my kitty,
by little black cat I sought to send word,
alas she just lay there happy and purred.
Some trust in birds, often a pigeon,
or to send in style, they rent a penguin,
however it goes, swimming or soaring,
most people find them, just a tad boring.
Nasty mean types exploit urchin and waif,
but in grabby hands, one's letter is safe?
hence the rich will hire a go-getting page,
paying a jogger a handsome gold wage.
Some send flea-pickers, notes on lil' monkeys,
some send red lizards, flapping harrekkis,
one time, a dear friend, got word by spider,
but shrieked and swatted when twas beside her!
Then there's the mostest adorably cute,
smartest and fastest, they don't cost much loot,
across the lands excitedly scamperin',
in and out of ships happily clamberin',
inside or outside means nothing to them,
addressee unknown, is not a problem,
whenever you need to send stuff to folks,
go hire a CHIPMUNK, from down in Greenoaks!
(Gotta love the 'munkies!)