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bestest diet in da wurld is elfmeet. u find wun, kill it, bery it 20 deys.
den u spend da next too weeks tryin to member wher u bery it. wen u find it,
it be purfect smel, textshur and evryting. den you tak da eyes u put in a
jar in woter and tied to bank of river to keep chil and garneesh elf staks
wit it. dat buld bone and muskels. mak u strongk lik drul. u try, u lik.
drul promis.
me drul