In game humor

[Syviis]

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A blind wizened male orc arrives limping from the south.
The thoughtful slender male human hums an idle tune.
The blind wizened male orc slaps the ancient red-eyed male goblin in his face.
The blind wizened male orc leaves the realms.

[Skythus]

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sail ne
There is still an existing captain of this ship! You cannot sail off with it
until that has been rectified.
> 
Tor arrives walking bow-legged.
Tor orders rugged fisherman to set sail.
The rugged fisherman sails the battered fishing boat northeast.
> 
Oops, Tor seems to have made a mistake!
Tor thunders: Hey there
Tor raises his bloody skull club in greetings to you, shouting 'Axes High!'
'Oops!
You say: Oops!
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Tor thunders: Yer in the wrong boat
cackle .
You cackle.
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Tor winks suggestively.
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Tor thunders: Almost took ye out to sea

I almost got kidnapped!

[Mim]

A broken broken wand.

[Cherek]

A broken broken wand.

"Sure you gonna try that spell with a broken wand?"
"What's the worst thing that could happen? I can't exactly break it more!"

Turns out it was possible after all

[Rincon]

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91113  An unusual thick-tailed grimy petrified Zhabou      20 (175)    1 d 19 h

[Zhar]

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@ Styles crashes his cymbals together with a broad smile.
@ Zhar puts on his earplugs.
@ Styles: That doesn't work against my magical cymbals unless you have
   magical earplugs...
@ Zhar: What?! Can't hear you through my magical earplugs...
@ Styles sulks in the corner.
@ Zhar smiles victoriously.
@ Zhar takes out his magical cowbell...
@ Styles dissapears from the realm.
@ Lilith laughs

Wizards still RP

[Cherek]

Well, YOU may have been RP'ing. That IS Styles

[TaranGoatWalker]

The dangerous male orc says: I'll kill it, I want to have its newbie helper pin!

The dark lord's evil plans have been perverted!

[Sibbedidenn]

might be a problem

[Thalric]

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A broken speckled yellow fairy-shaped soap.

How do you break a soap?