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Hail Roklem! The Returner of all what was or is to be lost (and hopefully
found)!
I have been watching. I have been waiting. I grew hungry, so I had a donut and
a cookie. The ones sold in Shire are really crunchy. They even
have some chocolate chips in them! Oh...
Long has it be known that Nazguls like to be hugged when noone else is
watching! It's true!
But let it be repeated:
Nazguls like to be hugged!
Anyway, the Secret Society is formally and publicly announcing its secret
allegiance to its Secret Allies.
Because the allegiance is secret, the Secret Allies may or may not know that
they are allied with the Secret Society(!)
Anyone seen with a closed backpack or pouch or satchel or tote or qarraba or
sack or purse or rucksack or hmmm...
You should really try the cookies from Barliman! Some may contain nuts though!
Personally I like nuts.
Should the Secret Society and its Secret Allies find anyone with a closed
backpack or pouch or satchel or tote or qarraba or sack or purse or rucksack or
hmmm...
will be asked to open it, walk in a straight line, count backwards from 7 (or
even 11) and answer a riddle!
Or you may just empty all your packs in front of the church. Otherwise the
Secret Society and its Secret Allies will claim all the contents.
You are hereby given one chance to surrender the contents of your backpacks or
consider them lost&found. In return you may help yourself to some candy,
which I am kindly leaving for everyone to enjoy at this board. Eight of them
are lollipops, because Nazguls like lollipops, but I had
only 8, so 1 Nazgul may feel offended and left out.
It is once again time to eat candy!
On behalf of the Secret Society and its Secret Allies,
Frederick, which spelled backward is Kdicerferi (I think!?)