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| Salutations! To the Month of Jesterly! |
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| Hello! Aspiring Artificer of Accessible Arcane Amusement here! |
| Theedlet. ^Thatsme,hi. |
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| If your schedule this month of April is open even for a smidgen, |
| care to join us for an experimen-, er, fun, experience? |
| (Even if you're nose deep into your grinding' and 'questing'.) |
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| Readers of this advertisement are invited to take part in a newfangled |
| method of delivering personalized entertainment! Our aim is to deliver |
| easily consumable, non-intrusive, --adver-- at-least adequate funnies |
| straight to your open arms! |
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| Borrowing resources from the gnomes-only Public Library of Gnomish |
| Knowledge, we strive to deliver the highest-brow humor the Realms |
| have ever seen! Plus, if the humor goes above your non-gnomish minds, |
| I'm currently tinkering with a contraption that prints out |
| randomly-assembled sentences! Surely something from its output |
| has the possibility to make your day a little more brighter! |
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| In short, for this month only, you can sign up to receive lil' ditties |
| infused with the spirit of joviality and mirth! Send by a mail with |
| -your name, |
| -preferred medium of communication; mail, hirelings, via otters, etc. |
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| Please keep in mind that while the aim is to send these to you |
| fresh off the press to wherever you may be in the Realms, |
| I shall try to make sure the message reaches your mailbox |
| for later enjoyment. |
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| Please mail me @ |
| Theedlet |
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| P.S. By all means CC my partner in crime. He needs the love too. |
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| P.S.S. IfyouhaveanyknowledgeoftheETTgoingbezerkacoupleweeksback |
| disregardallthatyouknowaboutit. Ivebeenlookingintoitandatbestgavethe |
| lilmachineagoodoltalkingtoanditsgonnabehave. Totallynothingisgoingto |
| gowrongandinterferewiththismonthoffun.TrustmeIvegotitallundercontrol |
| (Butifsomethingdoesoccurlemmeknow,feelfreetodropamailby.) ()/ |
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