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Translation from russian, tried to keep rhymes as good as I could,

You're my nut, I'm your bolt
You're my rain, I'm your parasol
You're my ray, I'm your crystal
You're my booty, I'm your clyster

It turns out that, statistically speaking, most dental appointments tend to fall around the same time of day.

The time? Tooth-hurty.

G.

This one came from my wife.

What did an older chimney say to a younger chimney?

"You're too young to smoke."

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Termite walks into a bar, says:

"Is the bar tender here?"

Why did the cow cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.

A mushroom walks into a bar and flags down the bartender.

Bartender says,"We don't serve your kind here."

"Why not? I'm a fungi."

Why shouldn’t you take a pokemon into the bathroom?

He might Pikachu.

What did the police say to the crook?

We are police to meet you!

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger.