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Re: Danes Only ;)

Posted: 02 Jun 2010 16:58
by Tharandil
we got 3 shops! but then again its a small city...
usually open to 6-7 pm mon-fri but 2-3 on saturdays...closed sunday

but also lots and lots of moonshine from the part on sweden where I come from...north

Re: Danes Only ;)

Posted: 02 Jun 2010 17:28
by Rhaegar
6-7 p. m. So, right about the time you're preparing to go out with friends...

Re: Danes Only ;)

Posted: 02 Jun 2010 22:30
by Knuffel
And they even have a website :mrgreen:

Re: Danes Only ;)

Posted: 09 Jun 2010 15:24
by Fourtcoer
I have no idea what is going on in this thread, but it apparently involves a bunch of intoxicated Scandinavians. Stop with the drunken stupor and get real jobs ya dang socialists! :lol:

We need you sober so you can make us some compact and economical furniture! And legos! Then again, maybe the alcohol explains a lot.

(Fun song, and heartfelt American tribute to you guys. I'm tearing up right now. )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJEtMSuMqg
Long ago in days of yore
It all began with a god named Thor
There were Vikings and boats
And some plans for a furniture store
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
As if there were apartments smaller than mine

Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

So rent a car or take the bus
Lay your cash down and put your trust
In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
Billy the bookcase says hello
And so does a table whose name is Ingo
And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl

Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

Ikea: plywood, brushed steel
Ikea: meatballs, tasty
Ikea: Allen wrenches
All of them for free
All of them for me

I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks
I just bought a table for 60 bucks
And a chair and a lamp
And a shelf and some candles for you
I was a doubter just like you
Till I saw the American dream come true
In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade

Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there

Re: Danes Only ;)

Posted: 09 Jun 2010 15:46
by Alorrana
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Re: Danes Only ;)

Posted: 11 Jun 2010 02:30
by Trutblemma
There is a reason Emma always is sober in game :D

Re: Danes Only ;)

Posted: 19 Jun 2010 01:14
by Irk
Rhaegar wrote:Fun fact:
1. Swedes like to drink a lot. (who doesn't LOL)
2. Swedes have weak heads when it comes to drinking.
one sentence negates another.
however 2nd one is ALL true :) very weak heads, but quite interesting in that state :)

Re: Danes Only ;)

Posted: 19 Jun 2010 20:32
by Tharandil
weak heads? lies!

Re: Danes Only ;)

Posted: 20 Jun 2010 01:01
by Irk
tharandil wrote:weak heads? lies!
it depends on who campres :)

Re: Danes Only ;)

Posted: 24 Jun 2010 19:43
by Bomrim
1. Swedes like to drink a lot. (who doesn't LOL)
2. Swedes have weak heads when it comes to drinking.
3. Alcoholism spreads like wildfire (especially during the white night/dark day depressions)

Answer 1: Denmark have more alcoholism than Sweden.
Answer 2: Myth. I can drink pretty much without someone noticing it's the whole bottle of wine, or two.
Anwer 3: See answer 1.