In game humor

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Earth
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Re: In game humor

Post by Earth » 24 Mar 2011 18:43

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The slight blind male goblin tries to leave using the west exit, but you block him from leaving as best as you can.
The slight blind male goblin tries to leave using the west exit, but you step into his path and prevent him from exiting.
The slight blind male goblin tries to leave using the west exit, but you push him backwards and keep him in the room.
Sometimes knights can be so cruel.

Laurel

Re: In game humor

Post by Laurel » 25 Mar 2011 20:28

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You are still a bit shaken up to try to go back in there.
You settle down a bit after that brutal attack.
A dead end in a mining tunnel.
There is one obvious exit: south.
Two long-handled dull axes, a thin leather bracers, two leather shin guards, a
long leather hood, a hardened leather tunic, two orc intestines, a heavy iron
bracers, a dented iron cap, a metal-studded leather armour, two orc kidneys and
two orc thighbones.
Irk and a hulking brutish uruk-hai.
Irk and the hulking brutish uruk-hai are fighting each other.
The hulking uruk-hai head-butts you hard, leaving you dazed.
You assist Irk and attack the hulking brutish uruk-hai.
You are stunned and cannot brawl right now!
You are too stunned to slam!
The hulking brutish uruk-hai seems to be losing his temper. He flails about
wildy, hitting you and everyone around him with brutal blows.
The force of the attack pushes you from the room, leaving you bruised and shaken.
You are now hunted by a hulking brutish uruk-hai.
A dark room.
the support-unit in action ...

Laurel

Re: In game humor

Post by Laurel » 02 Apr 2011 21:33

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On the plains of Solamnia.
A blue-uniformed goateed gray-eyed male goblin, a meanfaced energetic kapak, a
meanfaced razor-taloned kapak, a large midnight-black warhorse, a noble coal-
black warhorse and a skittish white warhorse.

Dorrien
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Re: In game humor

Post by Dorrien » 08 Apr 2011 22:22

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The haradrim suddenly lashes out with his elbow hitting Johnny in the eyebrow.
Precision hit

Johnny
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Re: In game humor

Post by Johnny » 08 Apr 2011 23:43

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This ship, built of strong and supple timber, has sleek, almost elegant lines to it as it
seemingly flows like water from its swan-head prow to its winged stern. The timber forms
alternately light and dark lines, with subtle shading between them, forming an almost
hypnotic pattern. The ship sports three masts: a foremast; the main mast which is set
just forward of being midship; and a third set into the aft part of the ship, just behind
the doorway leading into the passenger's cabin. Also to the fore of the ship is a dark
doorway leading into the forecastle, where the crews quarters are located. Above the
cabin in the rear of the ship is a small platform where the helmsman usually stands,
controlling the crew and the movements of the ship.
There are three obvious exits: down, fore and up.
Dorrien.
> get it

The Dorrien can not be taken.

Laurel

Re: In game humor

Post by Laurel » 09 Apr 2011 00:21

A flash of silver light leaps from the shimmering longsword and utterly
consumes Barash-gund
.
You hold the shimmering longsword aloft your head, basking in its power.
A glorious sparkling silver flame shoots down the sword, along your arm, and
encircles your body.
You cackle with glee.
Barash-gund falls to the ground with a tremendous thud!
Barash-gund died.


confusing ... :? :?:

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OgreToyBoy
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Re: In game humor

Post by OgreToyBoy » 17 Apr 2011 23:38

The blue-eyed Kretan warrior shouts: Death to all foreigners!

They are everywhere :lol:

Johnny
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Re: In game humor

Post by Johnny » 21 Apr 2011 23:34

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You are the leader of your team. The members are Seren is reading mail, Amras and Kiara
in a kender costume.
:lol:

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Alorrana
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Location: Mordor. passing gass.

Re: In game humor

Post by Alorrana » 25 Apr 2011 22:48

Your gentle chocolate horse is too tired to go there.
> snarl horse
You snarl savagely at the gentle chocolate horse, waving with heavy steel club
over her head.
The gentle chocolate horse jumps unexpectedly.
> west
Grey Havens harbour
A large sign and a small sign.
There are three obvious exits: east, north and south.
A lump of sulfur, a timetable, Genesis ShipLines sign and a steel trashcan.


Sometime all they need is a bit of motivation :D
I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

Greneth

Re: In game humor

Post by Greneth » 26 Apr 2011 05:48

The sweaty muscular male human looks curiously at the wounding effect object.
The sweaty muscular male human shrugs helplessly.
The sweaty muscular male human says: What would I want this for?

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