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Re: In game humor

Posted: 11 Jun 2011 17:42
by Arcon
You wipe the blood from your straight-bladed abbasi as you regard the enormous
white wolf solemnly, knowing its end is near.
The enormous white wolf died.
You killed the enormous white wolf.
get coins from corpse
get gems from corpspse
>
Get what?
> Get what?
>
You turn to attack Arcon.
ka
ba
You do not feel ready to kattack again.
>
You do not feel ready to battack again.
>
You feel calm again.
You swing at Arcon's body with your straight-bladed abbasi, but his oval steel
shield protects him.
Arcon swings at your body with his straight-bladed abbasi, but your oval steel
shield protects you.
You feel ready to use a special attack form again.
ba
>
You feel able to focus yourself towards your opponent again.
kattack

> h all

You are physically in a very bad shape and mentally in full vigour.
The foul-tempered steel-grey warhorse is feeling very well.
> stop fighting

You offer to cease the hostilities with Arcon, giving him a chance to stop
fighting with you.
Arcon offers to cease the hostilities with you, giving you the chance to stop
fighting with him if you so choose. To accept this offer, you must indicate
that you also wish to stop fighting within a short period of time.
> stop fighting

You accept the offer to cease hostilities with Arcon and stop fighting him.
Arcon accepts your offer to cease hostilities and stops fighting you.



Yes, I am Arcon.

Re: In game humor

Posted: 12 Jun 2011 06:39
by Johnny
Bahahahahahahaha that is by far the funniest log I have seen.

Re: In game humor

Posted: 12 Jun 2011 21:06
by Greneth
Would have been better if he slayed himself

Re: In game humor

Posted: 15 Jun 2011 13:24
by Alorrana
The unusual alloyed steel shield is made to be worn on your arm of choice.
This armour would protect you very well.
This armour is most likely enchanted.
This shield will protect one arm and your .

what.. Protect your... ? what.. my ass ? :-P

Re: In game humor

Posted: 15 Jun 2011 17:17
by Zar
Alorrana wrote:The unusual alloyed steel shield is made to be worn on your arm of choice.
This armour would protect you very well.
This armour is most likely enchanted.
This shield will protect one arm and your .

what.. Protect your... ? what.. my ass ? :-P
The answer is: "your ."

Do You have "."?
If not shield is useless

Re: In game humor

Posted: 15 Jun 2011 17:27
by Onton
arcon wrote:You turn to attack Arcon.
LOL, how is that possible :shock:. I wonder what would have happened if you killed yourself.

Kind of similar I found lately (and reported):
search gnome
You start to search Onton.
Onton starts to search YOU!
>
Your search reveals nothing special.

Re: In game humor

Posted: 18 Jun 2011 10:23
by Laurel
Laurel tries to get a grip on the cloud but all it manages is to wave silly
around in the empty air.
errr, Laurel the Morgul apprentice? :?

Re: In game humor

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 10:15
by Alorrana
You start to concentrate on your defence.
> 'You just keep those fists swinging, and we be alright behind my shield.
You say: You just keep those fists swinging, and we be alright behind my
shield.
> You cover the grotesque troll's attack with your black morgul shield.
The large troll slashes at you!
You feel slightly hurt.
You hurt the large troll badly with a wicked blow of your spiked steel tessto,
tearing bloody trails along his body with its spikes.
You feel calm again.
health all
You are physically feeling very well and mentally in full vigour.
Barak is feeling very well.
The large troll is in a very bad shape.
The grotesque troll is feeling very well.
> You cover the grotesque troll's left claw with your black morgul shield.
The large troll barely scrapes your legs with his right claw.
The black morgul shield breaks!!!

Apparently not !! :-P

Re: In game humor

Posted: 24 Jun 2011 17:15
by Tharandil
The floating dismembered hand grabs your wrist as you attempt to bring your
dark silver longsword down upon its palm, but you bring your leg up and kick it
hard in the chest.

Re: In game humor

Posted: 25 Jun 2011 10:04
by Laurel

Code: Select all

With a roar, you charge into the cold-blooded squat orc, slamming him with
your dragon turtle shell.
Your momentum propels your dragon turtle shell into the side of the cold-
blooded squat orc and the impact causes him to trickle blood.
The cold-blooded squat orc rushes you headlong and pushes you back slightly.
battering rams go melee?