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Re: In game humor
Posted: 26 Jul 2011 14:16
by Alorrana
Yeah.. tough hag this one. but good fight !
And heck, was bound to happen.

Re: In game humor
Posted: 26 Jul 2011 20:26
by Zestana
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> A dull voice pleads: 'Let us find something more powerful, that did little to
fill me!'
A smug voice booms: 'At last, a kill worthy of my abilities. Let us find other
victims, for I hunger for more sweet power.'
Not enough that the scimitar is so obnoxious in talking but now it can't even make up its own mind.
Re: In game humor
Posted: 26 Jul 2011 20:36
by Laurel
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You sense that the Valar have no opinion about the evil horrifying shade.
Valar have no opinion about evil ...

Re: In game humor
Posted: 27 Jul 2011 02:15
by Onton
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Sensing your opportunity, you lunge with uncanny precision at the sticky grub, slashing it with your black shortsword! Blood sprays outward in a wide arc as your blade tears a lethal gash in its groin!
And later on
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The corpse of yourself wriggles and squirms, and starts moving again!

Re: In game humor
Posted: 29 Jul 2011 00:40
by Booger
You start counting your copper coins.
(one minute passes)
... 5
Re: In game humor
Posted: 29 Jul 2011 09:33
by Laurel
You created an ogre?

Re: In game humor
Posted: 29 Jul 2011 18:54
by Uther
You study the peculiar leaf-headed elven war-spear carefully.
A faint aura of light surrounds this object.
LIGHT / MORNINGSTONE
A faint aura of darkness surrounds this object.
DARKNESS / NIGHTSTONE
.... ok ... the use of that... is ?
Re: In game humor
Posted: 30 Jul 2011 16:06
by Laurel
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You feel more intelligent.
You eat a 0 brain.
Re: In game humor
Posted: 31 Jul 2011 15:01
by Alorrana
Alorrana+ De-Toron of Kothas, the Feared Captain of the Army of Angmar and
Fabled Warrior of the Bloodsea Minotaurs, Champion of the Isles,
legend, female minotaur
Brate Ohn-Koraf of Mithas, the Bestial Captain of the Army of Angmar, Fabled
Minotaur Champion of the Bloodsea Isles and Grandmaster Gardener of
Gont, champion, male minotaur
Yah !!

AA-Titles really working these days

hehehehe
Re: In game humor
Posted: 06 Aug 2011 22:50
by OgreToyBoy
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You are in possession of many gold coins, many silver coins, [many copper coins] and many copper coins.
How the hell did those copper coins manage to hide into my wallet?