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Explain when I ask you a question you answer me with: "Pea Green Soup."

Then ask..
What did you eat for Breakfast?
What did you eat for Lunch?
What did you eat for a Snack?
What did you eat for Dinner?
What did you eat for Supper?
What did you do all night???

Label on ostrichs' cage in zoo:

"Cement floor! Do no scare the ostriches!"

tapakah wrote:Label on ostrichs' cage in zoo:

"Cement floor! Do no scare the ostriches!"

Read it twice before I got it...

Tarax the Terrible wrote:

tapakah wrote:Label on ostrichs' cage in zoo:

"Cement floor! Do no scare the ostriches!"

Read it twice before I got it...

Aye, but a great one altogether.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

"Dam!"

WARNING: really bad jokes follow this line

How to have sex with a very fat woman?
Slap on the ass and enter before the third wave.

Why do men don't have cellulite?
Because it looks ugly.

What's the most important thing in sex from behind?
To be behind.

I know they're all sexist/schauvinistic/whatever, but they're bad enough, aren't they?

Kinda funny too

bromen wrote:If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together...

It seriously works on Swedish women.

B.

squeezing I into U? quite pervert jokes