Re: In game humor
Posted: 20 Feb 2012 19:27
The eunuch guard stops wielding its ebony spiked club.
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Re: In game humor
Posted: 23 Feb 2012 18:09
The dragon beats its wings powerfully, gaining altitude.
The ground suddenly turns into quicksand! You find yourself sinking...
You smile dreamily.
That's some nice hallucinations, when you're flying a Dragonarmy Dragon and think that you sink into quicksand... Fear and Loathing style
The ground suddenly turns into quicksand! You find yourself sinking...
You smile dreamily.
That's some nice hallucinations, when you're flying a Dragonarmy Dragon and think that you sink into quicksand... Fear and Loathing style
Re: In game humor
Posted: 26 Feb 2012 14:17
This must be a joke 
Auction number 10467
Object peculiar small knife
Description This is a small, single-edged knife, commonly carried by
hobbits. It looks quite sharp, but is normally used for cutting
up food, and probably wouldn't do much damage as a weapon.
It looks like it is in prime condition.
Drops of faintly green moisture cling to this weapon.
Topaz formations along its surface emit a faint glow.
Weight 370 grams
Volume 75 milliliters
Store Price 110 cc
Recoverable It seems to be able to last a while.
High Bidder -
Seller -
Current bid 20 platinum
Maximum bid 2100 platinum
Remaining 2 days 4 hours 29 minutes 54 seconds
Auction number 10467
Object peculiar small knife
Description This is a small, single-edged knife, commonly carried by
hobbits. It looks quite sharp, but is normally used for cutting
up food, and probably wouldn't do much damage as a weapon.
It looks like it is in prime condition.
Drops of faintly green moisture cling to this weapon.
Topaz formations along its surface emit a faint glow.
Weight 370 grams
Volume 75 milliliters
Store Price 110 cc
Recoverable It seems to be able to last a while.
High Bidder -
Seller -
Current bid 20 platinum
Maximum bid 2100 platinum
Remaining 2 days 4 hours 29 minutes 54 seconds
Re: In game humor
Posted: 26 Feb 2012 17:03
Must be a 210 top bid with an accidental extra '0' 
Re: In game humor
Posted: 26 Feb 2012 22:09
right on time ...X gives you a jagged black scimitar.
You wrap your hand around the hilt of the jagged black scimitar.
You execute Viper Strikes From Den at the massive repulsive forest troll!
The massive repulsive forest troll stares in stunned silence at the fatal wound
left by the flash of your blade.
As the massive repulsive forest troll hovers on the verge of death, you strike
forward with your jagged black scimitar. The massive repulsive forest troll's
head rolls backwards off his neck in response, which hits the ground a moment
before the rest of his body.
The massive repulsive forest troll died.
You killed the massive repulsive forest troll.
Re: In game humor
Posted: 04 Mar 2012 23:14
You almost sever the body of the greater unicorn with your shimmering
longsword.
A flash of grey light leaps from the shimmering longsword and bounces
harmlessly off of the body of the greater unicorn.
You feel calm again.
The greater unicorn died.
You killed the greater unicorn.
Harmless my ass. lol
longsword.
A flash of grey light leaps from the shimmering longsword and bounces
harmlessly off of the body of the greater unicorn.
You feel calm again.
The greater unicorn died.
You killed the greater unicorn.
Harmless my ass. lol
Re: In game humor
Posted: 05 Mar 2012 15:05
You bored it to death..
Re: In game humor
Posted: 05 Mar 2012 15:35
Thats usually how he kills mobs though Alorrana :p
Re: In game humor
Posted: 06 Mar 2012 12:08
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*** Lord of the Wildrunner Legion *** female elfRe: In game humor
Posted: 06 Mar 2012 15:30
plenty generals there ...X*, the General of the Red Dragonarmies of Ansalon, male x
Y+, General of the Red Dragonarmies of Ansalon, male y