In game humor

[Bromen]

You parry someone's attack with your @@my_short@@!

My shorts are awesome.

[Laurel]

you meant your shortie? it's obvious ...

[Draugor]

The deadly grey-haired female kroug grumbles: monk nincompoop, don't kick me,
I'm not wearing a sign on my back!

Krougs are the best NPCs in the game

[Bromen]

Description This little white skirt barely covers your bum!
It looks like it is in prime condition.
A faint aura of light surrounds this object.

Must be a heavenly bottom! lol

[Cherek]

Description This little white skirt barely covers your bum!
It looks like it is in prime condition.
A faint aura of light surrounds this object.

Must be a heavenly bottom! lol

You look absolutely stunning in that skirt Bromen! You really light up the room when you walk in.

[Bromen]

It's fantastic!

Now all I gotta do to see in the dark is to lift my skirt up. lol

[Bromen]

This is a nice, white cotton skirt.
It looks like it is in prime condition.
A faint smell of alcohol emanates from its surface.

Kinky...

[Jhael]

This is a nice, white cotton skirt.
It looks like it is in prime condition.
A faint smell of alcohol emanates from its surface.

Kinky...

Been hanging out at the bars a little too much again Bromen?

[Arcon]

I just got to ask, whats up with all the skirts? This is the second one you show us...

[Creed]

Evils can be kinda gay too..

So what if Bromen has some loose wrists. Doesn't make him a worse soldier.
Might be a bit hard to swing that sword.. but Im sure he manages.