In game humor

[Syrk]

On yesterday's newbie help chatline one of them was requesting tips on finishing Delphos Temple quest in Calia...

[Laurel]

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Your primary focus is on dexterity.
Your secondary focus is on dexterity.
The focus on your other stats is distributed evenly.

[gorboth]

Castaneda, you got me thinking that Iliana had returned with this last one! But alas, it is not so. *wail*

As for the craziness of the experience ... hmmm ... the room, the npc, the ogre guild, and the ring are all my stuff, so I guess I'll have to claim that bug as a fine example of my work, too. *wail again!*

G.

[Zar]

"> You are physically somewhat hurt and mentally slightly degraded.
The frustrated noble male human is at death's door.
> In shock, the frustrated noble male human clutches his body as you deal him a
mortal wound. You notice in grim satisfaction the amount of blood starting to
pool around him.
You feel calm again.
You are physically somewhat hurt and mentally slightly degraded.
The frustrated noble male human is at death's door.
> You execute Tiger Flanks The Dragon at the frustrated noble male human!
The frustrated noble male human stares in stunned silence at the fatal wound
left by the flash of your blade.
As the frustrated noble male human hovers on the verge of death, you strike
forward with your violet-edged red shortsword. The frustrated noble male
human's head rolls backwards off his neck in response, which hits the ground a
moment before the rest of his body.
The frustrated noble male human looks down at his many wounds and grits his
teeth. With a final cry to Paladine he prepares to end his life in one last
glorious battle!
You get a human head.
> The human head is too much for you.
> You drop a human head.
> You are not yet ready to slash. Patience!
> The frustrated noble male human is able to shake off some internal conflict
and appears to be at ease.
You feel ready to go on the offensive again.
Your muscles tense as you prepare to slash.
> You can't drink any more of the Gontish grog.
> The frustrated noble male human lashes out quickly with his solamnic two-
handed longsword, lightly cutting your right arm.
You are physically somewhat hurt and mentally slightly degraded.
The frustrated noble male human is in a bad shape."

It proves that knights can fight even without brains.
Actually it improves knight's condition

[Cherek]

Zar: My theory is that his injuries where mostly to the head, so when you cut it off, his health actually increased since that meant fewer parts of his body was injured without the head attached.

Makes sense!

[Laurel]

The flying young blue dragon's skin sizzles as she stands in the acid pool.

[Laurel]

You lunge and cut with your dark silver longsword, sundering the meanfaced
energetic kapak's head, and do a deadly amount of damage.
The meanfaced energetic kapak died.
You killed the meanfaced energetic kapak.
The draconian melts down into a pool of liquid!
You unwrap both hands from around the dark silver longsword.
The dark silver longsword breaks!!!

meh!

[Zar]

That was close

Welcome, Zar. Please enter your password:
You have been linkdead for 1 hour 59 minutes 58 seconds.

[Bromen]

Prelude to a new area?

Batcave.
There is one obvious exit: east.

[Bromen]

You drop the enormous blade of your gigantic steel broadsword down hard on
Garren, crushing his right arm with the immense weight of the sword.
Garren doesn't accept any gifts from you.
You feel calm again.

You accept pain buddy.