In game humor

[gorboth]

Clearly Armageddon has been at the cider barrel again. I'll leave it to Cotillion to sober him up this time.

G.

[Laurel]

You plunge your modestly long sparkling blue nails demandingly into your butt, scratching it until sated.
You lift your modestly long nails that sparkle and shine a blue hue to your nose, sniffing them curiously to determine where they've been, and you know where that is.
You trace the outline of Irk's jaw sensually with your sparkling blue nailed fingers.
Irk burps rudely.

[Zar]

> You are physically very hurt and mentally in full vigour.
The fearsome dragon turtle is terribly hurt.
> The dragon turtle raises its head out of the water and opens its maw
ominously...
You hear a sharp intake of breath.
> You scratch your back.
Acid bursts from the dragon turtle's mouth. You gasp in pain as the corrosive
acid stream engulfs you.
You were not harmed by the acid breath!
You are physically in a bad shape and mentally in full vigour.
The fearsome dragon turtle is terribly hurt.

I guess I harmed myself by scratching my back

[Syrk]

I have not noticed this one before:

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The titanic sharp-nosed female kroug throws its lance of darkness up in the air.
The titanic sharp-nosed female kroug tries to throttle you.
The titanic sharp-nosed female kroug catches the descending weapon.

Just like in an old chinese movie.

[Syrk]

The speckled reptilian phrynos died.
You killed the speckled reptilian phrynos.

>examine corpse
This is the dead body of speckled reptilian phrynos.
The corpse of a speckled reptilian phrynos contains a miniature deer.

>get deer from corpse
You get a miniature deer from the corpse of a speckled reptilian phrynos.

>appraise deer
You study the miniature deer carefully.

This small forest creature is barely knee-high. Its coat is golden brown and marked by
infrequent white spots on its hindquarters. Its legs are spindly and its hooves so small
that it could easily stand on the palm of your hand.
He looks like the image of perfection.
He seems to be feeling very well.

You appraise that the weight is 10000 grams and you guess his volume is
about 6600 milliliters.

> put deer
You put a miniature deer.

> l
The north and west paths come to an end here. Further progress to the northwest is
blocked by a massive fallen tree fern. The air is ripe with the musty smell of
decomposing wood. Beyond the tree is a narrow promontory of rock and a stretch of black-
sand beach. You can see the dark water of the Sybarus Sea, and hear its constant, gentle
slapping against the shore. To the southeast is a lowland forest, and above it rises a
dark spire.
There are three obvious exits: east, south and tree.
A corpse of a speckled reptilian phrynos.
A miniature deer.
The miniature deer nibbles at a leaf.

How can it be still alive? Should it not have been digested?

[Snowrose]

The miniature deer nibbles at a leaf.

How can it be still alive? Should it not have been digested?

It got better...

[Laurel]

The black-robed hooded male human hisses: Surely you're not stupid enough to
fight a Mage to the death?!
Your gigantic steel broadsword massacres the black-robed hooded male human and
a sudden chill sweeps by.
The black-robed hooded male human dismounts the massive black horse.
The black-robed hooded male human died.
You killed the black-robed hooded male human.

Errrr, I don't know ...

[Zar]

You feel more intelligent.
You eat a skeleton brain.

Never thought skeleton has a brain? Isn't his skull empty?

[Kiara]

It has a brain made of bones of course!
The funny part I think is it was smarter than you.

[Arcon]

You feel more intelligent.
You eat a skeleton brain.

Never thought skeleton has a brain? Isn't his skull empty?

The sad part is that it still made you feel more intelligent.