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Re: In game humor

Posted: 30 Dec 2013 15:37
by Syrk
While in Krynn I have visited some recreation place and even had a conversation there:

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The beautiful long-legged courtesan says: I knew a calian that looked just like you...
The beautiful long-legged courtesan says: He loved to use his warrior skills in bed, 
especially his move behind, if you know what I mean...

Re: In game humor

Posted: 30 Dec 2013 19:13
by Zhar
syrk wrote:While in Krynn I have visited some recreation place and even had a conversation there:

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The beautiful long-legged courtesan says: I knew a calian that looked just like you...
The beautiful long-legged courtesan says: He loved to use his warrior skills in bed, 
especially his move behind, if you know what I mean...
"Calians do it from behind" - Bazaar medallion

Re: In game humor

Posted: 08 Jan 2014 01:24
by Ydred
mount horse
You are already mounted.

*wince*

Re: In game humor

Posted: 11 Jan 2014 01:49
by Manglor
The big dangerous male troll's huge wooden club launches straight at you, but
only manages to get entangled in your beard.

/beard

Re: In game humor

Posted: 25 Mar 2014 22:40
by Amorana

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Hektor listens attentively.
Creed listens attentively.
> listen
You listen attentively.
> nudge yanus
You nudge Yanus.
Creed nudges Yanus.
Yanus sighs deeply.
Yanus listens already.
What's missing in the above is that Hektor and Creed listened at almost the same time, which prompted me to listen. Then, at almost the same time, Creed and I both nudged Yanus. I understand the explanation being needed makes it less funny, but at the time it was pretty priceless.

Re: In game humor

Posted: 28 Mar 2014 22:45
by Bromen
That moment when you write a 5 paragraph long letter only to realize you left your 5 minute tick timer on.

:evil:

-B

Re: In game humor

Posted: 29 Mar 2014 06:09
by Zhar
bromen wrote:That moment when you write a 5 paragraph long letter only to realize you left your 5 minute tick timer on.

:evil:

-B
That's why you can ~d<x> where x is a line number or range of lines...

Re: In game humor

Posted: 01 Apr 2014 18:35
by Etanukar
Write all content in notepad or somesuch and cut/paste. Saves all that annoying editing

Re: In game humor

Posted: 01 Apr 2014 18:59
by Zhar
Never write anything into notepad. It's evil.

Re: In game humor

Posted: 04 Apr 2014 12:51
by Cherek
bromen wrote:That moment when you write a 5 paragraph long letter only to realize you left your 5 minute tick timer on.

:evil:

-B
Gets me every time. A few years ago Gorboth showed me that ~d command to edit, but I keep forgetting the syntax, and when that tick time fires, ~q is the only command I manage to remember...

Notepad or editors, sure, but I always think "I'll just write a quick reply, no need for that", and end up having to rewrite it twice instead. It's been 1.5 decade and I still haven't learned my lesson it seems. They say it's never too late, but I don't know... this may be a lost cause.:)