Re: In game humor
Posted: 28 Jun 2010 15:44
You sadistically slash the huge horrid forest troll's buttocks with the blade
of your mithril crescent-moon axe.
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Re: In game humor
Posted: 05 Jul 2010 10:46
You execute Viper Strikes From Den at the lurking male halfling!
The lurking male halfling stares in stunned silence at the fatal wound left by
the flash of your blade.
As the lurking male halfling hovers on the verge of death, you strike forward
with your azure rune-etched longsword. The lurking male halfling's head rolls
backwards off his neck in response, which hits the ground a moment before the
rest of his body.
The lurking male halfling runs into the trees and quickly disappears.
That is the secret halfling special called "The Chicken Run"
The lurking male halfling stares in stunned silence at the fatal wound left by
the flash of your blade.
As the lurking male halfling hovers on the verge of death, you strike forward
with your azure rune-etched longsword. The lurking male halfling's head rolls
backwards off his neck in response, which hits the ground a moment before the
rest of his body.
The lurking male halfling runs into the trees and quickly disappears.
That is the secret halfling special called "The Chicken Run"
Re: In game humor
Posted: 10 Jul 2010 01:07
You start to search.
A comforting voice whispers to you: 'Soon we will slay another foul mage!'
You feel a strong urge coming from the jagged black scimitar.
You muster all your willpower, and try to resist.
With a final, draining effort, you beat back the urge and retain control of
your body.
You are busy with other things right now. You must 'stop' to do something else.
You feel someone staring at you.
A black-robed hooded male gnome arrives from the east.
The black-robed hooded male gnome leaves south.
You find a small pear-shaped fruit!
I guess I was lucky ;P
A comforting voice whispers to you: 'Soon we will slay another foul mage!'
You feel a strong urge coming from the jagged black scimitar.
You muster all your willpower, and try to resist.
With a final, draining effort, you beat back the urge and retain control of
your body.
You are busy with other things right now. You must 'stop' to do something else.
You feel someone staring at you.
A black-robed hooded male gnome arrives from the east.
The black-robed hooded male gnome leaves south.
You find a small pear-shaped fruit!
I guess I was lucky ;P
Re: In game humor
Posted: 10 Jul 2010 16:42
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You extend your arm and pass the pentacled silver ingot slowly over the corpse
of Ashburz. It glows softly with a faint silver light before slowly fading into
dust, leaving its contents and a few remnants behind.
Ashburz screams loudly. ARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
You are physically feeling very well and mentally somewhat degraded.
Ashburz is feeling very well.
*** is slightly hurt.
Ashburz attacks you!
You cackle with glee.
*** throws its head back and cackles with glee!Re: In game humor
Posted: 14 Jul 2010 22:55
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A mysterious travel-worn male human arrives from the east.
The mysterious travel-worn male human drops a corpse of a fat snow-white rodent, a corpse of a gigantic ashen-gray mouse and a corpse of a sneaky black mouse.
The mysterious travel-worn male human spits on a corpse of a sneaky black mouse, a corpse of a gigantic ashen-gray mouse and a corpse of a fat snow-white rodent.
The mysterious travel-worn male human yells: I am the master!!
The mysterious travel-worn male human flexes his muscles impressively.
The mysterious travel-worn male human leaves east.
Your mind boggles at that very concept.Re: In game humor
Posted: 22 Jul 2010 23:12
Not sure if in-game only counts for Genesis or not, here's some not from Genesis:
And why Dark Elves are better than Wood Elves in Warhammer world:
And why Dark Elves are better than Wood Elves in Warhammer world:
Re: In game humor
Posted: 25 Jul 2010 19:37
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The green and yellow parrot renews her offer to cease the hostilities with
you, giving you the chance to stop fighting with her if you so choose. To
accept this offer, you must indicate that you also wish to stop fighting within
a short period of time.
As the green and yellow parrot catches you off guard and prepares for the
attack, you raise your blackened kite-shield and slam it hard into her body,
sending her staggering backwards.
The green and yellow parrot begins to trickle blood as the spikes of your
blackened spiked platemail pierce into her.
> h
You are physically feeling very well and mentally in full vigour.
The green and yellow parrot is in a bad shape.
The green and yellow parrot makes a hasty retreat and flies away.
Re: In game humor
Posted: 28 Jul 2010 00:32
You lie down for a short while. You feel very relaxed.
You feel your health rising...
A coward leaps from the shadows and attacks you!!
>
> boggle
Sensing your opportunity, you lunge with uncanny precision at the greedy coward, slashing him with your broadsword! Blood sprays outward in a wide arc as your blade tears a lethal gash in his neck!
The greedy coward died.
You killed the greedy coward.
Your mind boggles at that very concept.
You feel your health rising...
A coward leaps from the shadows and attacks you!!
>
> boggle
Sensing your opportunity, you lunge with uncanny precision at the greedy coward, slashing him with your broadsword! Blood sprays outward in a wide arc as your blade tears a lethal gash in his neck!
The greedy coward died.
You killed the greedy coward.
Your mind boggles at that very concept.
Re: In game humor
Posted: 02 Aug 2010 01:38
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Your mind passes harmlessly through the decayed skeletal warrior!
...
Your mind passes harmlessly through the Knight!
...
Your mind passes harmlessly through the death knight!
...
The death knight is at death's door.Re: In game humor
Posted: 02 Aug 2010 14:17
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A wound opens up on the nasty vile skeleton's body allowing blood to flow freely from it.