Xyzzy
Posted: 16 Jun 2011 01:27
well a sad night for the Nline.. i decided i had enough of hes whines and killed him..
here is how it went down.
Xyzzy the Untalented Rookie and Free Agent of the Mercenary Guild, novice, male
gnome.
kill gnome
kill gnome
Attack Xyzzy?!? Please confirm by trying again.
> You attack Xyzzy.
smash
gore
> Too late you realized that you have no club to smash your enemy with.
smack
> You prepare to gore Xyzzy with your horns.
> You prepare to smack Xyzzy.
> Kikki howls: Oh.
You cover Xyzzy's left fist with your heavy steel shield.
You hammer Xyzzy's legs with your right knee.
You are now hunting Xyzzy.
Xyzzy panics and flees north.
Earth kneels down and begins a prayer.
Your target has escaped.
You feel relaxed again.
smash
in
Earth rides his vicious midnight-black warhorse north.
Whom do you wish to smash?
> What?
> north
The office of the treasurer of Genesis.
There is one obvious exit: south.
Many oyster shells, a small shooting star, three long pink columbines, four
fragrant pink freesias, five pale purple coneflowers, two fragrant yellow
freesias, three bright yellow coreopsises, two bunches of white heather, two
fragrant white freesias, a fragrant common milkweed, a fragrant lavender
freesia, two ancient steel helmets, a scratched steel helm, four white-
feathered arrows, a broken short bronze-tipped arrow, an empty vial, a circlet
of white asters, an oily drooping leaf, a broken polished gleaming longsword,
two small grey rocks, three small gray rocks, two messy shredded remainses and
a bulletin board for discussing donation affairs.
A vicious midnight-black warhorse with Earth riding on him, Xyzzy and a
determined inquisitive male gnome.
You are fighting Xyzzy.
You attack Xyzzy.
smash
gore
> Too late you realized that you have no club to smash your enemy with.
smack
> You are already preparing to gore.
> You brutally pummel Xyzzy's right arm with your right foot.
Xyzzy died.
You killed Xyzzy.
Sorry, im usually not a newbie killer, but this fart face had it comming.
here is how it went down.
Xyzzy the Untalented Rookie and Free Agent of the Mercenary Guild, novice, male
gnome.
kill gnome
kill gnome
Attack Xyzzy?!? Please confirm by trying again.
> You attack Xyzzy.
smash
gore
> Too late you realized that you have no club to smash your enemy with.
smack
> You prepare to gore Xyzzy with your horns.
> You prepare to smack Xyzzy.
> Kikki howls: Oh.
You cover Xyzzy's left fist with your heavy steel shield.
You hammer Xyzzy's legs with your right knee.
You are now hunting Xyzzy.
Xyzzy panics and flees north.
Earth kneels down and begins a prayer.
Your target has escaped.
You feel relaxed again.
smash
in
Earth rides his vicious midnight-black warhorse north.
Whom do you wish to smash?
> What?
> north
The office of the treasurer of Genesis.
There is one obvious exit: south.
Many oyster shells, a small shooting star, three long pink columbines, four
fragrant pink freesias, five pale purple coneflowers, two fragrant yellow
freesias, three bright yellow coreopsises, two bunches of white heather, two
fragrant white freesias, a fragrant common milkweed, a fragrant lavender
freesia, two ancient steel helmets, a scratched steel helm, four white-
feathered arrows, a broken short bronze-tipped arrow, an empty vial, a circlet
of white asters, an oily drooping leaf, a broken polished gleaming longsword,
two small grey rocks, three small gray rocks, two messy shredded remainses and
a bulletin board for discussing donation affairs.
A vicious midnight-black warhorse with Earth riding on him, Xyzzy and a
determined inquisitive male gnome.
You are fighting Xyzzy.
You attack Xyzzy.
smash
gore
> Too late you realized that you have no club to smash your enemy with.
smack
> You are already preparing to gore.
> You brutally pummel Xyzzy's right arm with your right foot.
Xyzzy died.
You killed Xyzzy.
Sorry, im usually not a newbie killer, but this fart face had it comming.
