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Ojoba begged me to nail this to the wall here, and 
also to ignore the fact that he should have not been
able to write it, considering the laws against 
commoners in Tyr knowing to read and all: The 
things I do for useful citizens...

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 {   * Do quadrupeds bore you?                       }
 }   * Have you ever wanted a mount that ate         {
 {     rather then attracted flies?                  }
 }   * Are you tired of brushing the knots out of    {
 {     your horse's hair?                            }
 }   * Do you feel a strange kinship with large      {
 {     lizards or giant insects?                     }
 }                                                   {
 {  Your time is now!                                }
 }                                                   {
 {  Rarvin's Wagonworks of Tyr, long specialized     }
 }  in the design and sale of fine wagons            {
 {  throughout the Tablelands, has now branched      }
 }  into steeds. Mighty King Kalak has authorized    {
 {  Strom Rarvin and his sons his to rent out fine   }
 }  Athasian animals, once you have paid a one-time  {
 {  fee to help fund city improvements such as the   }
 }  glorious ziggurat (now going into its 17th year  {
 {  of construction).                                }
 }                                                   {
 {  Come to the Wagonworks today on the east end of  }
 }  Caravan Way in Tyr, just south of the mekillot   {
 {  wagon (watch out for those beasts, they are      }
 }  hungry, supid, and very big).                    {
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 }           - Ojoba, Draqoman of Tyr -              {
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