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Hay Sicko, don't worry this is his nickname in cadets. When you have this many
mice get cat in upper Gont. You could really fatten him up here. Cool this
board is neat I will give my
day here a little in cadets. First the snoring and the tinkering going on keeps
me up at nights. Sicko here takes all his junk and viles and plays with his
junk all night. The vials I 
think are urine samples maybe so don't know. We have some strange people in
cadets but at night it's bad. The dwarf next bunk over from me is a blond but
has a red beard. He sleeps with
a rusty axe and course that give him a patchy red beard. If he slept with it
the other way i would assume he would be a gelded dwarf so we may sure he is
not drinking before he goes to
bed. The other bunk over is the grunt and the sheets are really dirty and
smelly. hold your nose here. Orc or something next over with something green
slimy and wears his boots to bed.
Getting the picture here yet how it is for me. Never boring that's for sure.
The goblins from Sybarus who are so called bodacious beauties, are our maids
and do the wash part time. I will
call them bouncers cause I think they work in a bar. They shrunk our pajamas so
now they are too tight. One two guys, I will call them Fonz and Hans, from the
palace of a thousand kights
minus one on day shift, paid a visit. We all came out of our bunks and to see
what the ruckus was and leave equipment they pointed at Patch laughing and
said, Frog eyes look at the frog
eyes. They left whispering something about camel toes or something about the
desert. Patchy was not amused he just yawned and went back to bed with his axe.
Later I asked him if he was
ever in the desert and if he need to get bigger boots. Needless to say we got
two more new maids who are dwarves and female at that and bearded. Xorfin said
he could pump them up. 
Shaking in my boots now. 
Hey Sicko with the cat here you could call this place Fangoria meets
Mousetoberfest. Drink beer, man the micro breweries here are good. I remember
the old beers we had, Fall Down City Beer, Lures and Lures Light, Hobbit Light,
Hobbit Stout, One from old Froth Martindale Hobbit we called Its Martin Time!
Course Martin Light too. drink beer, burp. excuse me.
Well since I m getting a little toasted here I better get away for now and
sober up. hiccup, burp, sneeze, excuse me. I think I would like to give a toast
to all the nice people of the
Donut here and just say Free Shrinks on the MOuse, faint, thud......splat!
vomit. ..... silence.  . . . . mouse nibbles on board scurries across the
floor. Board leans a little forward.