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G'Arr Mateys,

Gather 'round and I'll tell ye a tale.

I be mindin' my own when a beady-eyed, guilty lookin' Kender wanders by and
tries to steal me hoarde of platinums.
I do what any self-respectin' Pirate would do in defense of his loot, and I
attack this yellow-robed, stinkin' Kender.
Of course he cowardly flees, only to resurface in Sparkle and slander me name.

A bounty is sure to follow, doubt it not. But if ye see a wretch named Jibjab,
be ware: he's a thief and a liar.

Coark