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A crooked blue poster

Posted: 19 Aug 2020 00:42
by Postmaster
Originally posted by Raxton

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| |                  The Blue Dragonarmy wants you!                   | |
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| |         Wandering around Sparkle looking for your next meal?      | |
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| |    Wish you could stand up to the mercenary in the next bunk?     | |
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| |          Tired of those looted and empty guild racks?             | |
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| |       The Blue Dragonarmy may be your ticket to success!          | |
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| |    We can train you to be the most powerful of sword users!       | |
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| |   We can offer you the skills to not only survive, but thrive!    | |
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| |  Those who work hard will make it into our officer ranks where    | |
| |  they learn to summon dragons for both the ultimate battlefield   | |
| |  advantage and lightning fast travel.                             | |
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| | Maybe you're considering the Blue, but need a bit more incentive. | |
| | Who needs more incentive?! Sword alone isn't good enough for you? | |
| | Blasphemy.  Well, win the War of the Lance for us and we will     | |
| | teach you a second weapon skill of your choice to the rank of     | |
| | confident master.  Thats right its awesome!  Enlist today in      | |
| | Sanction, seek out Officer Barakis.                               | |
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| | A bit of smudged fine print:                                      | |
| | Goodies need not apply.                                           | |
| | Must be able to fog a mirror.                                     | |
| | Recruits shall be able to lift a sword.                           | |
| | Must follow orders from superiors.                                | |
| | Dragon travel may be no faster than ships.                        | |
| | Confident master secondary training not afforded to slackers.     | |
| | Resilient sense of smell required to tolerate engaging dorfs      | |
| |  on the battlefield.                                              | |
| | Guild racks may occasionally be empty.                            | |
| | Sword skill offered may be equivalent to some other guilds.       | |
| | Must be able to flee quickly when losing to assaults from cheaty  | |
| |  kniggets.                                                        | |
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| | For hand-holding to Sanction, see officer Danaes.                 | |
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| |                Join The Blue Dragon Army!                         | |
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