Caught the CALIAN ITCH?
Posted: 12 Nov 2020 21:43
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| RAELLE'S RESTORATIVE REMEDIES |
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| Rumours around the Ladies' Club pleasure-lounge |
| speak of itchy, burning aftereffects from Calian |
| balls and suckers. |
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| Raelle's CRANBERRY GUMMY WORMS SPRINKLED WITH |
| MITHRIL are the strongest and quickest known |
| remedy for the CALIAN ITCH. |
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| CRANBERRY GUMMY WORMS SPRINKLED WITH MITHRIL |
| will stop pain, reduce swelling, remove inflamm- |
| ation, and sweeten sour dispositions. |
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| Seek out this miracle cure in the mountains |
| northwest of Sparkle, south-west-west from Hurgan |
| the dwarven blacksmith. |
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| Relax in the grass, drink from the stream, and |
| lose that angry itch in a judgement-free |
| environment. |
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| Signed, |
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| Raelle the Mercenary |
| Occasional GLEAMING RAVEN WITH JEWELED EYES |
| Purveyor of CRANBERRY GUMMY WORMS SPRINKLED |
| WITH MITHRIL |
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