A Slick Ear
Posted: 12 Dec 2020 04:05
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Nils Licked me
It's true
It was sloppy. and..awkward, too
He stopped and turnd AROUND
On the pier to Emerald, I was bound
To the captain, I was bent!
But not before a licking fit
Joyously! On the ear.
He used his teeth
Sickening but sweet
Snarled he, before he left
Don't tell a soul!
Yet here I am, being bold
Oh, Lars keep me!
Til I'm old
From Nils vicious tongue and sword
Til these soiled pants are sold
And, don't worry! It's ok.
(I got him back in GK)
-A true story