Ladies
Posted: 19 Feb 2022 22:43
Originally posted by Druel
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| greetins ladies of da donut. |
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| drul been tinkin aboot da kisin event. drul mak number |
| 34 on da list. dat mean drul numbr 34 kiser in all da |
| donut. dat prety gud drul tink. |
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| wut it reely mean, drul probly best kiser. heer drul |
| out. u reely no want to be fastest kiser lik fary. she |
| probly peck u cheek and off she go to da next wun. dat |
| no gud. and u no want be sloest lik qwer cuz dat culd |
| get all sloberie. no, u want sumtin rite in between thos |
| too. not two slo, not two faster. wun peck, wun |
| sloberie. |
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| befor drul ferget, if u male, stop reedin now. dis mesag |
| no fer u. go away. |
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| drul owe he kisin abilitie to he upbringin. drul papy |
| raise tree bois, gortag, oldest, me drul, and gor. papy |
| sey gor best kiser. drul no kno how papy kno dat but it |
| tru. so drul come frum famly gud kisers. yu see gortag |
| mak da list two. he numbr 46. no gud as drul but u see |
| da trend der no? |
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| like drul sey, drul been tinkin. drul no want depriv |
| da wimmin of da donut of a gud kis so drul tink he |
| invit wimmin of da donut to try out wut a gud kiser is. |
| dat jes wut kind of gobbo drul is, helpin peepls |
| out all da time. showin gondorians how not to get |
| head cave in by club and now givin awey kises to |
| thos in need. agin wimmin only, u mens stil readin? |
| wut wrong wit u? go away. |
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| sumting jes ocur drul. der probly mad rush fer |
| dis servic so to avoyd long line and mis u chance |
| drul gonna charge 5 plats each. u mail and mak |
| apointmint and drul meet u fer kis. i kno dis |
| tuf call but oniest wun kis per wimmin. dat da |
| rule. |
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| wun last ting, drul no drool on u wen he kisin. |
| no slobber, no peck. gud kis. u lik, drul kis |
| promis. |
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| oh, u wanga wimin, u pay duble jes fer put drul |
| on da outlaw list. u kno u want kis frum gobbo. |
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| me drul |
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| Non-Attorney Spokesperson for Druel: |
| This message is not intended to offend anyone. Anyone |
| who is offended is invited to view Druel's middle finger |
| at their leisure. Males are not exclusively excluded |
| from this service but will be serviced by Druel's |
| designated representative, namely his brother Gor. Elves |
| will be charged double the normal fee. No Hobbits were |
| harmed in the development, drafting or posting of this |
| message.........unfortunately. |
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