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Greetings.

Unlike certain others who have sold themselves on this board, I am not selling
my body. Well I am, but not ... ya get the point.

*ehem* I am selling the meager amount of ability I posess as a mercenary. This
means if you desire an assassination, desire some herbs to be found, desire to
team up, and any other desire you may have, I shall try to fulfill it at your
expense.

I won't guarantee success for anything, besides the herbing, which really makes
this whole post moot. In fact, I can't even guarantee success for that.

BUT! Since I haven't seen any mercenaries actually get hired out, which is
literally what mercenaries are supposed to do, I thought to put myself out
here. This is going to sound very egotistical, but the very minor infamy I've
gained in the Realms might give me a little boost in job offers :P

Mail me or something. I need to clean it out anyways, this'll motivate me.

Furthermore, if anyone seeks my death, that too, I can accommodate--for a
price. Only the death, none of this *oh loot their corpse and auction
everything muwhahaha* garbage.

I am selling my services. Proper services. Actual services. I am not going to
be your gigolo.

- Muzan