Gobbo Grab Bag

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Gobbo Grab Bag

Post by Postmaster » 03 Jun 2023 22:53

Originally posted by Druel

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| (/ __|((_) |()| |() ((_)    (/ __|( )((_)() |()     | _ )(_)() _` |    |
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| Angmar Army hav grab bag o guudies fer da lil wuns two.  It called     |
| Gobbo Grab Bag as u ken cee.  AA bag is fer da eeval lil wuns.  It     |
| better den kniggit thingy.                                             |
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| We wuz achtulee tinkin of dis furst.  Kniggets kopeed dis and got      |
| da masage up furst.  Dey durty lil spies lik dat.  U no trussed da     |
| kniggets. Dey no gud.                                                  |
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| So u axe, wut com in da GGB?  Dat gud qwestshun and u smaht to axe.    |
| Furst ting a gud grunt need iz a club.  So we gonna put da bestest     |
| club ever in da GGB.  Well, u gonna tink it gud enyway.  Da army uze   |
| dem to smash filthy lyin kniggets and udder undezirebles.  it funny    |
| to hear dey skul crak wen you smash ur club on dem.  Den dey all       |
| squishy lik a big splat.  It giv u warm fuzy feelin insid u bodi.      |
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|       .-.                                                              |
|     __|=|__                                                            |
|    (_/`-`\_)                                                           |
|    //\___/\\                                                           |
|    <>/   \<>  <-----dat a knigget                                      |
|     \|_._|/                                                            |
|      <_I_>                                                             |
|       |||                                                              |
|      /_|_\                                                             |
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|      -                                                                 |
|     ---                                                                |
|     --- < dat a smash pudl of knigget.  luk more betterer huh?         |
|      -                                                                 |
| Da army run on it stumak so we need feed u in da bag.  Furst ting      |
| u gonna see in it is sum fried uneecorn bergers.  Mmm, Mmm.            |
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|     _ __,~~~/                                                          |
| ,~~`( )_( )-\| <---- dat uneecorn                                      |
|     |/|  `--.                                                          |
|     ! !  !                                                             |
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| Da next ting u gonna see is sum fried up elf meet.  Dat stuff so gud.  |
| like a tickl in u tumy.                                                |
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| Last fud u get is sum hobit biskets.  Ole gramma gobbo bake dem        |
| up reel nice in da army camp.  Dey ful of buter, bisket stuff,         |
| hobit parts, an army camp gudnes.  U gonna reely lik.                  |
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| Wut else u git?  Skrol down an cee!                                    |
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| Nuttin u mizerabl gud fer nuttin werm.  Go kil sumptin, grab a club    |
| an start smashin em into goo.  Den mail drul and tel drul u want       |
| be army!                                                               |
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| me drul                                                                |
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|             /(.-""-.)\                                                 |
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|          \_, '-/  \-' ,_/                                              |
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|            \ \__/\__/ /                                                |
|          ___\ \|--|/ /___                                              |
|        /`    \      /    `\                                            |
|       /       '----'       \                                           |
| ___ ____  ________ ____________________  _______________ _____________/_
|/\  -    |/        -                    |/               -               \
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