Gobbo Grab Bag
Posted: 03 Jun 2023 22:53
Originally posted by Druel
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| Angmar Army hav grab bag o guudies fer da lil wuns two. It called |
| Gobbo Grab Bag as u ken cee. AA bag is fer da eeval lil wuns. It |
| better den kniggit thingy. |
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| We wuz achtulee tinkin of dis furst. Kniggets kopeed dis and got |
| da masage up furst. Dey durty lil spies lik dat. U no trussed da |
| kniggets. Dey no gud. |
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| So u axe, wut com in da GGB? Dat gud qwestshun and u smaht to axe. |
| Furst ting a gud grunt need iz a club. So we gonna put da bestest |
| club ever in da GGB. Well, u gonna tink it gud enyway. Da army uze |
| dem to smash filthy lyin kniggets and udder undezirebles. it funny |
| to hear dey skul crak wen you smash ur club on dem. Den dey all |
| squishy lik a big splat. It giv u warm fuzy feelin insid u bodi. |
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| <>/ \<> <-----dat a knigget |
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| --- < dat a smash pudl of knigget. luk more betterer huh? |
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| Da army run on it stumak so we need feed u in da bag. Furst ting |
| u gonna see in it is sum fried uneecorn bergers. Mmm, Mmm. |
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| ,~~`( )_( )-\| <---- dat uneecorn |
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| Da next ting u gonna see is sum fried up elf meet. Dat stuff so gud. |
| like a tickl in u tumy. |
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| Last fud u get is sum hobit biskets. Ole gramma gobbo bake dem |
| up reel nice in da army camp. Dey ful of buter, bisket stuff, |
| hobit parts, an army camp gudnes. U gonna reely lik. |
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| Wut else u git? Skrol down an cee! |
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| Nuttin u mizerabl gud fer nuttin werm. Go kil sumptin, grab a club |
| an start smashin em into goo. Den mail drul and tel drul u want |
| be army! |
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| me drul |
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