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Posted: 01 Jan 2024 02:13
Originally posted by Zillian
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. | Seen in the Trollshaws, twas a quite common sight, |
. | big stone body parts, cleaved and piled to great height, |
. | with marks quite curious, of battle furious, |
. | Atop in the sun, slept our Hobbit most slight. |
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. | Once a Warg wandered and was caught hobbit-holed, |
. | captured for training by Our halfling so bold, |
. | she thought that its snuffles, would find her some truffles, |
. | instead she got snarls and big puddles of gold. |
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. | The world is a Donut, say Wizards in Towers, |
. | but surely, She wonders, whence came the Great Flour? |
. | and if there's some to spare, would Our Hobbit dare, |
. | to bake the One Muffin, the Muffin of Power? |
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. / The Stone in Erebor, got Thorin huffin', \
. | (Bilbo quietly found it, while Dragon bluffin') \
. / From Misty pockets came, One Ring from nuffin' \
. | (sent to Orodruin, trudged Frodo puffin') \
. / But Our Hobbit misheard, plot summary words... |
. / Evermore in Mountains, She seeks Macguffins! \
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. < Uruks scour the Shire, its borders they defy, >
. < on the roof again, Young Shirriffe Pott and I, >
. < with our breath bated, long nights have we waited, >
. < the Muffin Signal lighting clouds in the sky. >
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. ?? Perhaps even now, up on some ledge, ??
. ?? small hairy feet stick out o'er the edge, ??
. ?? sparkling eyes spy, the Dark in the South, ??
. ?? hands reach for steel with muffin in mouth. ??
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