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Lonely Hearts Ad

Posted: 29 Feb 2024 05:09
by Postmaster
Originally posted by Kaymun

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Hello Everybody,

This lonely halfling is tired of being lonely and is seeking a fun-loving
travel
companion for games, hunting, adventure, and maybe more.

Are you a woman who likes long walks on the beach, stabbing your opponents in
the dark,
and sipping spiked kahve by candle-light?
Do you have a good sense of humour and love deep conversations? Are you looking
for a companion who is socially and economically stable and won't need to
rely on you to pay the bills and make friends?

Well this halfling is for you!
If you're interested you can drop me a letter in your local post office or
if you are feeling particularly spicy you can reach out with a messenger.

Kaymun Willowrush, Lonely Halfing

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