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The Realms are indeed far removed from the Nether.
Unfortunately, there are Young Souls who travel here. It is certainly
Ill-advised, but we cannot Restrain them. It is in the interest of Mortals, and
Public Decency (at most times), to refrain from 'comedy' in the vein of
Lollipop Licking.
You can always make these crude and grammatically-wanting jokes in Private, as
is proper. Of course, nothing truly stays private, nor secret, thus perhaps
some caution (though I do not think Kender are capable of basic thought) is
warranted.
Chanele the Tyrant killed you? For publicly insulting her? *Who* could have
foreseen such a Tragedy!
If you were clever, you could have avoided Death... I wish you the best in your
Complaint about how *many* times you were Slain.
If you were clever. But you are a Kender.