hapy mudders!
Posted: 12 May 2024 22:03
Originally posted by Druel
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| drul jes wanna sey hapi mudders dey to all da mudders out der, |
| espeshuly drul mudder, wherevr she is. drul mudder leav wen drul |
| jes a lil gobbo. but drul hav da fondust mamaries of her. wen |
| she wer no drunk, she alwys mad shur drul and lil gortag and all our |
| udder brudders and sistars had sum fresh hobit meet what wuznt more |
| an a weak old. drul her favurit cuz drul no hit her lik pa and |
| brudders. she alweys thro drul a tasty hobit or elfes leg. |
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| pa sayd she lefted on acount we wuz all snivelin wreches. but drul |
| tink it wer cuz pa smashed her face in one too many times. drul no |
| tink she be likin dat too much. *shrug* |
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| enywey, drul rais a big jucy fresh cuuked elf leg in salut to mudders |
| evrywher! even elf mudders. u be nic and pop out mor lil hobit |
| fuuds for drul. |
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| *buuuuuurrrrppppppp* |
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| me drul |
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| ps drul wrot dis all by he lonsum. prety gud huh? |
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