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The April's of Aprils

Posted: 01 Apr 2025 04:09
by Postmaster
Originally posted by Bisu

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|                             BREAKING NEWS!                             |
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|                   Welcome! To the Month of Jesterly!                   |
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|    Hi. I'm Bisu Bonder Ball, and this is an advertisement for you.     |
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|                                Yes YOU!                                |
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| My dear reader, it is time. Time of the month of tomfoolery, some      |
| sillyness, and some pure joy and laughter! Well, we *hope* that there  |
| will be joy and laughter when we're through with you! By we, I mean me |
| and my partner in crime. Who will be posting their own advertisement   |
| shortly!                                                               |
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| Did you enjoy the little teaser from a while ago from a certain        |
| someone?                                                               |
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|                          WOULD YOU LIKE MORE?                          |
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| Well too bad. I'm not them. Though they are looking to make more!      |
| But we don't want to just message any Joe Shmoe out there! Sorry for   |
| all the first name Joe's and last name Shmoe's that take offense to    |
| this. This time we are asking for suckers, I mean subscribers, to join |
| our own little Gnome network. It won't be just Gnomes sending mail.    |
| It'll be messengers, whispers, spiders, orphans, you name it! We got   |
| it!                                                                    |
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| No but really, we don't got it. Please do share if you want a specific |
| messenger to be sent to you and where to get it from. I only know how  |
| to juggle balls, not juggle mail. Phrasing intended.                   |
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|            Now what will be included in this subscription?!            |
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| Who knows! That's the beauty of it. We're still working on something   |
| and taking all suggestions! It will only be this month though, and     |
| ONLY this month! So sign up while you can before we start! You might   |
| get the FIRST and ONLY edition of what's to come! Edition of what!?    |
| Edition of gift bags and sparkly things, stinky liquids and laughing   |
| gas. Something cool to wear, something itchy but all benign.           |
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| If interested at all, for some odd reason, do sign up! We need your    |
| consent. Jokes are only good with consent. You don't go to see a comic |
| and then feel bad when you're picked on do you!? At least we won't be  |
| sending unsolicited mail, messages, or spells to folks.                |
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|                That's all folks! See you on the Donut!                 |
|          May it bless you with sprinkles and keep you going!           |
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|                                                       Please mail me @ |
|                                                                   Bisu |
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|    P.S. My partner will be sending another board post. Also CC them.   |
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|               P.S.S If you just mail them, and not me.                 |
|                                 Then.                                  |
|                                 Fine.                                  |
|                       I'll just, cry over here.                        |
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|                          *cries in halfling*                           |
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