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|                 Salutations! To the Month of Jesterly!                 |
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|     Hello! Aspiring Artificer of Accessible Arcane Amusement here!     |
|                         Theedlet. ^Thatsme,hi.                         |
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|   If your schedule this month of April is open even for a smidgen,     |
|        care to join us for an experimen-, er, fun, experience?         |
|     (Even if you're nose deep into your grinding' and 'questing'.)     |
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| Readers of this advertisement are invited to take part in a newfangled |
| method of delivering personalized entertainment! Our aim is to deliver |
| easily consumable, non-intrusive, --adver-- at-least adequate funnies  |
| straight to your open arms!                                            |
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| Borrowing resources from the gnomes-only Public Library of Gnomish     |
| Knowledge, we strive to deliver the highest-brow humor the Realms      |
| have ever seen! Plus, if the humor goes above your non-gnomish minds,  |
| I'm currently tinkering with a contraption that prints out             |
| randomly-assembled sentences! Surely something from its output         |
| has the possibility to make your day a little more brighter!           |
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| In short, for this month only, you can sign up to receive lil' ditties |
| infused with the spirit of joviality and mirth! Send by a mail with    |
| -your name,                                                            |
| -preferred medium of communication; mail, hirelings, via otters, etc.  |
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| Please keep in mind that while the aim is to send these to you         |
| fresh off the press to wherever you may be in the Realms,              |
| I shall try to make sure the message reaches your mailbox              |
| for later enjoyment.                                                   |
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| P.S. By all means CC my partner in crime. He needs the love too.       |
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| P.S.S. IfyouhaveanyknowledgeoftheETTgoingbezerkacoupleweeksback        |
| disregardallthatyouknowaboutit. Ivebeenlookingintoitandatbestgavethe   |
| lilmachineagoodoltalkingtoanditsgonnabehave. Totallynothingisgoingto   |
| gowrongandinterferewiththismonthoffun.TrustmeIvegotitallundercontrol   |
| (Butifsomethingdoesoccurlemmeknow,feelfreetodropamailby.) ()/       |
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