The propaganda machine
Posted: 26 Mar 2010 15:44
Note from the BDA board back in 2004 I think.
Didn't mention of course that we ganked him while he was idle..A Fitting End for Enemy Gorin! 53 Tarax Mortal Aug 31
Hail Soldiers!
Yesterday the Champion Hobbit Gorin made a very big mistake and attacked
an Officer of the Blue Dragonarmy.
There is only one known punishment for such a crime, DEATH!!!
However we were merciful to this hobbit, instead of making
him live a life of fear, jumping at shadows having nightmares
of dragons rending his flesh from the bone, dragonarmy swords
cutting him to pieces!!!
Instead of that, we carried out the sentence quickly and put him
out of his miserable existence in Flotsam today...
Officer Jenya lead the assault assisted by myself and Soldier
Zar. It was quick and most definitely painful !!!
Keep your eyes peeled for this fool as he may not have
yet learnt his lesson...
He is a chubby young male hobbit.
He has scars on his left leg, right leg, nose, left arm, right arm, left hand,
right hand, forehead, left cheek and right cheek.
He is wielding a sturdy steel longsword in his left hand.
A small silver chain of nine links is suspended from the left side of his
collar, down to the throat.
He is wearing a small silver chain, a mithril shield, an elaborate
diamond-encrusted white-gold torque, an ornamented golden platemail, a
silver mermaid ring, a pair of steel boots, a pair of blue shin guards, a
golden bracelet and a dark black helmet.
His hair is short, ginger and windswept.
He has one wicked sapphire blue eye.
He has dark brown skin.
He looks cultivated.
He is short and of normal width for a hobbit.
He looks like the image of perfection.
He seems to be feeling very well.
He proudly bears the title Vice Chief Archeologist of Genesis.
He is gallantly carrying a money-sack over the shoulder, which indicates that
He is an Obscenely Wealthy Member of the Rich Men's Club.
How quickly this sight became...
On an eroding dirt road through a great forest.
There are three obvious exits: north, south and southeast.
A corpse of a chubby young male hobbit.
Zar and Jenya.
In the Name of Kitiara,
Officer Tarax