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Tapakah
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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Tapakah » 09 Mar 2010 08:07

Translation from russian, tried to keep rhymes as good as I could,

You're my nut, I'm your bolt
You're my rain, I'm your parasol
You're my ray, I'm your crystal
You're my booty, I'm your clyster
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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by gorboth » 09 Mar 2010 09:18

It turns out that, statistically speaking, most dental appointments tend to fall around the same time of day.

The time? Tooth-hurty.

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by petros » 09 Mar 2010 21:19

This one came from my wife.
What did an older chimney say to a younger chimney?

"You're too young to smoke."

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Alorrana » 09 Mar 2010 21:46

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I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by gorboth » 10 Mar 2010 00:23

Termite walks into a bar, says:

"Is the bar tender here?"
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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Kitriana » 10 Mar 2010 04:44

Why did the cow cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off.
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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Bromen » 10 Mar 2010 05:44

A mushroom walks into a bar and flags down the bartender.

Bartender says,"We don't serve your kind here."

"Why not? I'm a fungi."

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Maizara » 10 Mar 2010 10:44

Why shouldn’t you take a pokemon into the bathroom?

He might Pikachu.

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Maizara » 10 Mar 2010 10:49

What did the police say to the crook?

We are police to meet you!

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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Maizara » 10 Mar 2010 10:50

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

A headbanger.

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