Translation from russian, tried to keep rhymes as good as I could,
You're my nut, I'm your bolt
You're my rain, I'm your parasol
You're my ray, I'm your crystal
You're my booty, I'm your clyster
Bad Jokes
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Tapakah
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We love self criticism - L. F. Vunyukov, "The Tale of the Troika".
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It turns out that, statistically speaking, most dental appointments tend to fall around the same time of day.
The time? Tooth-hurty.
G.
The time? Tooth-hurty.
G.
Mmmmmm ... pie ...
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This one came from my wife.
What did an older chimney say to a younger chimney?
"You're too young to smoke."
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I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.
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Why did the cow cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Because it was the chicken's day off.
If something I wrote sounds confusing ... assume you misunderstood it.
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A mushroom walks into a bar and flags down the bartender.
Bartender says,"We don't serve your kind here."
"Why not? I'm a fungi."
Bartender says,"We don't serve your kind here."
"Why not? I'm a fungi."
http://tworzymyatmosfere.pl/przescieradla-jedwabne-z-gumka/