In game humor

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Re: In game humor

Post by Zar » 17 Apr 2014 07:04

Zhar wrote:Does anyone else find it hilarious that Travellers have two axes as their symbol, train polearms and their NPCs use swords?
Never understood axes as symbol

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Re: In game humor

Post by Snowrose » 23 Apr 2014 23:25

yes the traveler symbol should be a staff,a carving knife, and a wooden duck sitting on a map
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Re: In game humor

Post by Aristos » 08 May 2014 14:03

castaneda wrote:John Doe rides his majestic white warhorse swims to the beach.

What Kind of stupid, ignoring, hate, bugged, slappy, untalented, insane description is this!
The one who invented that, should be hanged by his eyelids and forced to blink by poking him in the eyes with a red hot spear
Ouch...

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Re: In game humor

Post by Laurel » 17 May 2014 20:02

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There are one more spell to research in this part of the grand library.
and then you guys laugh about Irk's engrish ...

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Re: In game humor

Post by Laurel » 20 May 2014 21:44

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There are one more spell to research in this part of the grand library.
and then you guys laugh about Irk's engrish ...
better one:
Skeleton severed Troll's left arm, which falls to the ground.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Amorana » 21 May 2014 15:23

Laurel wrote:
Skeleton severed Troll's left arm, which falls to the ground.
That's not really bad English - just poor coding. For whatever reason those trolls often reference names (of both the severer and the troll), when they should really be referencing descriptions. Though, part of it is the newer (than the trolls, at least) need to do a check to see if what is attacking is a pet of some sort. When these trolls were made, we didn't have half the game running around with pet skeletons. :-P
Zhar wrote: "Man, this guild I'm in is so god damn powerful! Please nerf or I'll have to leave it because it's no fun any more..."

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Re: In game humor

Post by Habiki » 23 May 2014 18:44

An unusual unusual imbued light chainmail.

This suit of armour looks sturdy, yet it relatively light in weight.
It is pulsing with the pronounced aura of a lion.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Syrk » 26 May 2014 16:52

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A charity box.
> exa box
 This is a large box where donations of excess equipment or items may be placed 
for less experienced adventurers to use. If you donate an item by mistake, you 
may retrieved it again from the box.
 The charity box contains a pair of steel plate greaves, 26 fluffy white towels, 
a mistform sword and two sharp daggers.
The generosity of genesis folk.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Arcon » 27 May 2014 01:34

syrk wrote:

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A charity box.
> exa box
 This is a large box where donations of excess equipment or items may be placed 
for less experienced adventurers to use. If you donate an item by mistake, you 
may retrieved it again from the box.
 The charity box contains a pair of steel plate greaves, 26 fluffy white towels, 
a mistform sword and two sharp daggers.
The generosity of genesis folk.
I see 26 fluffy towels, sounds like someone celebrated the international towel day. http://towelday.org/

Sadly no lilacs nor hardboiled eggs(10 points to who ever knows why).

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Re: In game humor

Post by Laurel » 27 May 2014 12:14

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With magic flowing from your index finger you draw a large orange-glowing
pentagram in the middle of the air.
The magical orange-glowing pentagram sinks downwards.

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