In game humor

[Laurel]

The eunuch guard stops wielding its ebony spiked club.

[Wolverine]

The dragon beats its wings powerfully, gaining altitude.
The ground suddenly turns into quicksand! You find yourself sinking...
You smile dreamily.

That's some nice hallucinations, when you're flying a Dragonarmy Dragon and think that you sink into quicksand... Fear and Loathing style

[Alorrana]

This must be a joke


Auction number 10467
Object peculiar small knife
Description This is a small, single-edged knife, commonly carried by
hobbits. It looks quite sharp, but is normally used for cutting
up food, and probably wouldn't do much damage as a weapon.
It looks like it is in prime condition.
Drops of faintly green moisture cling to this weapon.
Topaz formations along its surface emit a faint glow.

Weight 370 grams
Volume 75 milliliters
Store Price 110 cc
Recoverable It seems to be able to last a while.
High Bidder -
Seller -
Current bid 20 platinum
Maximum bid 2100 platinum
Remaining 2 days 4 hours 29 minutes 54 seconds

[Wolverine]

Must be a 210 top bid with an accidental extra '0'

[Laurel]

X gives you a jagged black scimitar.
You wrap your hand around the hilt of the jagged black scimitar.
You execute Viper Strikes From Den at the massive repulsive forest troll!
The massive repulsive forest troll stares in stunned silence at the fatal wound
left by the flash of your blade.
As the massive repulsive forest troll hovers on the verge of death, you strike
forward with your jagged black scimitar. The massive repulsive forest troll's
head rolls backwards off his neck in response, which hits the ground a moment
before the rest of his body.
The massive repulsive forest troll died.
You killed the massive repulsive forest troll.

right on time ...

[Bromen]

You almost sever the body of the greater unicorn with your shimmering
longsword.
A flash of grey light leaps from the shimmering longsword and bounces
harmlessly off of the body of the greater unicorn.
You feel calm again.
The greater unicorn died.
You killed the greater unicorn.

Harmless my ass. lol

[Alorrana]

You bored it to death..

[Amberlee]

Thats usually how he kills mobs though Alorrana :p

[Laurel]

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*** Lord of the Wildrunner Legion *** female elf

yeah well ...

[Laurel]

X*, the General of the Red Dragonarmies of Ansalon, male x
Y+, General of the Red Dragonarmies of Ansalon, male y

plenty generals there ...