In game humor

[Cherek]

Prelude to a new area?

Batcave.
There is one obvious exit: east.

Yes, since the Batman movies are so popular, and since Batmud is so successful we're copying the entire bat concept. That room is just the beginning.

[Bromen]

Garren is able to shake off some internal conflict and appears to be at ease.
You take an iron key from the corpse of Garren.
Garren arrives.

Damn these knights and their overpowered abilities!!!

[Becka]

The gray hairy rat leaves gondor.

Aha!

[Becka]

**doublepost**

[Laurel]

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You have your scabbard strapped to your back and a sardonyx katana lodged in
the ground is sheathed in it.

I pinned myself to the ground?!?

[Draugor]

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You have your scabbard strapped to your back and a sardonyx katana lodged in
the ground is sheathed in it.

I pinned myself to the ground?!?

Is that considered stunning or just movement hindering?

[Laurel]

Considering the horse involved I'd guess it's just a mere slow ;p

[Syrk]

There are two obvious exits: northeast and east.
Hektor and a blond-haired tanned male elf is writing mail.
Your mailbox contains 87 messages.
All messages in your mailbox were read before.
The blond-haired tanned male elf bows with regal grace.
>intro to elf
You introduce yourself to Hektor.
The blond-haired tanned male elf introduces himself as:
Dar Fealthas of Qualinost, the Expert Marksman of the Elves, adept, male elf.
>think
You try to look thoughtful but fail.
>intro to second elf
You introduce yourself to Dar is writing mail.

[Bromen]

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You have your scabbard strapped to your back and a sardonyx katana lodged in
the ground is sheathed in it.

I pinned myself to the ground?!?

Nerf Rangers! Now they can tether you!

-B

[Laurel]

The black leather backpack (open) contains a thin green sabre lodged in the
ground.
The weapon cannot be taken, it is lodged firmly in the ground.