In game humor

[Zar]

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Players in the realms who are not known to you:
Armitace*+  Belak*      Grim        Juliana*    Ria*+       Ydred*
Avarel+     Geldax      Huskvarna   Newton      Uther

When you see it...

What is funny?

[Draugor]

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Players in the realms who are not known to you:
Armitace*+  Belak*      Grim        Juliana*    Ria*+       Ydred*
Avarel+     Geldax      Huskvarna   Newton      Uther

When you see it...

What is funny?

Hah! Huskvarna

[Irk]

Auction number 14508
Object unholy crystal axe
Description The unholy crystal axe is a very large axe made out of the
purest crystal. The blade itself looks almost as clear as glass,
and as your hand glides over the blade you can feel some words
or runes carved into it. The shaft is likewise constructed out
of the same material, giving the impression that the entire
weapon has been made out of one solid block of crystal. Around
the hilt some soft leather has been wrapped to protect the
wielder and give a better grip around the axe. As you hold the
weapon in the air you notice an evil aura surrounding the blade.
It looks like it is in prime condition.

Weight 4400 grams
Volume 4500 milliliters
Store Price 7800 cc
High Bidder -
Seller -
Current bid 2000 platinum
Maximum bid 2000 platinum
Remaining 2 days 20 hours 54 minutes 30 seconds

[Rhaegar]

Someone truly wants this

[Bromen]

Gonna sell mine at 1995.

Save 5p!

[Laurel]

A red-uniformed slovenly yellow-eyed male human arrives from the east.
The slovenly yellow-eyed male human attacks you!
A narrowfaced sleek draconian arrives from the east.
An evilfaced razor-taloned draconian arrives from the east.
The evilfaced razor-taloned draconian attacks you!
A red-uniformed senile weak-kneed male goblin arrives from the east.
The senile weak-kneed male goblin attacks you!
A young red dragon swoops out of the clouds above with a shriek, circling over
the battlefield with cruel interest.
A young red dragon swoops out of the clouds above with a shriek, circling over
the battlefield with cruel interest.
The narrowfaced sleek draconian shouts: You scum stop fighting my friend, you
puny half-elf!
The narrowfaced sleek draconian looks at you as if ready to attack, though you
see fear in its eyes.
The evilfaced razor-taloned draconian says to you: I will kill you!
The narrowfaced sleek draconian shouts: You scum stop fighting my friend, you
puny half-elf!
The narrowfaced sleek draconian looks at you as if ready to attack, though you
see fear in its eyes.
The narrowfaced sleek draconian shouts: You scum stop fighting my friend, you
puny half-elf!
The narrowfaced sleek draconian looks at you as if ready to attack, though you
see fear in its eyes.
You whirl your Horse around, making a wide swing with your jet black war-sword.

When you recover your balance you notice that Jirozot, Aurak and Niotyll are
bleeding badly and hardly keeping their footing.

So they all have names ... heh

[Arcon]

15013 *bloody steel axe You You 20p 3 days 6 minutes 38
(245p) seconds

Oops, thats what happen when you don't really look at what you're doing. Sorry about that. hehe I tried to cancel the auction but I couldn't.

[Rhaegar]

Am I reading this right? Did you just bid 245p on your own BSA?

[Arcon]

Am I reading this right? Did you just bid 245p on your own BSA?

Not really. I put 245p as max bid by accident, of course if anyone wants to pay that for a BSA please do.

[Rhaegar]

You never know, if people are willing to pay 2k for crystal, 250 seems fair for BSA in comparison