In game humor

[Irk]

ou feel calm again.
You barely scrape Irk's body with your unusual holy crystal axe.
Irk barely scrapes your body with his unusual holy crystal axe.
> out
You are now hunting Irk.
You are now hunted by Irk.

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[Strider]

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You feel calm again.
You barely scrape Irk's body with your unusual holy crystal axe.
Irk barely scrapes your body with his unusual holy crystal axe.
> out
You are now hunting Irk.
You are now hunted by Irk.

.... :lol: :lol:

If I were you, I'd be Irk'd.

[gorboth]

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You feel calm again.
You barely scrape Irk's body with your unusual holy crystal axe.
Irk barely scrapes your body with his unusual holy crystal axe.
> out
You are now hunting Irk.
You are now hunted by Irk.

....

If I were you, I'd be Irk'd.

I wonder if he'll take that terrible, terrible pun in ... Strider.

G.

[Laurel]

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You confidently lunge forward, driving the blade of your elegant jewel-
encrusted sabre deep into the putrid skeletal horse's foreleg.
You execute Viper Strikes From Den at the putrid skeletal horse!
The putrid skeletal horse stares in stunned silence at the fatal wound left by
the flash of your blade.
As the putrid skeletal horse hovers on the verge of death, you strike forward
with your elegant jewel-encrusted sabre. The putrid skeletal horse's head rolls
backwards off its neck in response, which hits the ground a moment before the
rest of its body.
You dismount the putrid skeletal horse.
The putrid skeletal horse died.
You killed the putrid skeletal horse.

[Rhaegar]

That's the evilest thing ever...

[Bromen]

That's pretty crazy lol

[Laurel]

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The young blue-eyed cook whispers: I knew I shouldn't have taken this job!
You hear the sickening sound of bones breaking, as your spiked steel tessto
massacres the body of the young blue-eyed cook. The spikes penetrate deep into
his flesh, leaving blood flowing from deep gaping wounds in the shattered limb.
The young blue-eyed cook died.

True true ...

[Laurel]

Towering high above you is the fearsome visage of a frost giant! Over twenty
feet in height and wider than you are tall, this savage monster is a daunting
foe indeed! Its skin looks as tough as stone, and you are not sure how you are
going to defeat such a huge creature.
He looks like the image of perfection.

right ...

Snapping out of your drunken haze, you lunge at the big snarling forest troll,
bashing him on the nose with your bottle. Blood spurts everywhere.
You severed the big snarling forest troll's right leg, which falls to the
ground.

but but but ... how?!

[OgreToyBoy]

Magic ...

[Laurel]

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A silver-sailed sloop navigates in.
The noisy russet-brown mouse leaves west.
The fat white rodent leaves north.
A tall grey-haired male wizard arrives.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger." ... even rodents and mice know it

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There is no skill named 'sleppcraft' to improve.

Looking for the spelling skill to learn at basic level ...