In game humor

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Syrk
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Re: In game humor

Post by Syrk » 30 Dec 2013 15:37

While in Krynn I have visited some recreation place and even had a conversation there:

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The beautiful long-legged courtesan says: I knew a calian that looked just like you...
The beautiful long-legged courtesan says: He loved to use his warrior skills in bed, 
especially his move behind, if you know what I mean...

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Zhar
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Re: In game humor

Post by Zhar » 30 Dec 2013 19:13

syrk wrote:While in Krynn I have visited some recreation place and even had a conversation there:

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The beautiful long-legged courtesan says: I knew a calian that looked just like you...
The beautiful long-legged courtesan says: He loved to use his warrior skills in bed, 
especially his move behind, if you know what I mean...
"Calians do it from behind" - Bazaar medallion
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

Ydred
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Re: In game humor

Post by Ydred » 08 Jan 2014 01:24

mount horse
You are already mounted.

*wince*

Manglor
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Re: In game humor

Post by Manglor » 11 Jan 2014 01:49

The big dangerous male troll's huge wooden club launches straight at you, but
only manages to get entangled in your beard.

/beard

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Amorana
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Re: In game humor

Post by Amorana » 25 Mar 2014 22:40

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Hektor listens attentively.
Creed listens attentively.
> listen
You listen attentively.
> nudge yanus
You nudge Yanus.
Creed nudges Yanus.
Yanus sighs deeply.
Yanus listens already.
What's missing in the above is that Hektor and Creed listened at almost the same time, which prompted me to listen. Then, at almost the same time, Creed and I both nudged Yanus. I understand the explanation being needed makes it less funny, but at the time it was pretty priceless.
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Bromen
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Re: In game humor

Post by Bromen » 28 Mar 2014 22:45

That moment when you write a 5 paragraph long letter only to realize you left your 5 minute tick timer on.

:evil:

-B

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Zhar
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Re: In game humor

Post by Zhar » 29 Mar 2014 06:09

bromen wrote:That moment when you write a 5 paragraph long letter only to realize you left your 5 minute tick timer on.

:evil:

-B
That's why you can ~d<x> where x is a line number or range of lines...
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

Etanukar
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Re: In game humor

Post by Etanukar » 01 Apr 2014 18:35

Write all content in notepad or somesuch and cut/paste. Saves all that annoying editing

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Zhar
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Re: In game humor

Post by Zhar » 01 Apr 2014 18:59

Never write anything into notepad. It's evil.
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.

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Cherek
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Re: In game humor

Post by Cherek » 04 Apr 2014 12:51

bromen wrote:That moment when you write a 5 paragraph long letter only to realize you left your 5 minute tick timer on.

:evil:

-B
Gets me every time. A few years ago Gorboth showed me that ~d command to edit, but I keep forgetting the syntax, and when that tick time fires, ~q is the only command I manage to remember...

Notepad or editors, sure, but I always think "I'll just write a quick reply, no need for that", and end up having to rewrite it twice instead. It's been 1.5 decade and I still haven't learned my lesson it seems. They say it's never too late, but I don't know... this may be a lost cause.:)

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