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Tarax the Terrible
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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Tarax the Terrible » 10 Mar 2010 13:25

Explain when I ask you a question you answer me with: "Pea Green Soup."

Then ask..
What did you eat for Breakfast?
What did you eat for Lunch?
What did you eat for a Snack?
What did you eat for Dinner?
What did you eat for Supper?
What did you do all night???
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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Tapakah » 10 Mar 2010 21:08

Label on ostrichs' cage in zoo:

"Cement floor! Do no scare the ostriches!"
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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Tarax the Terrible » 10 Mar 2010 21:11

tapakah wrote:Label on ostrichs' cage in zoo:

"Cement floor! Do no scare the ostriches!"
Read it twice before I got it... :lol:
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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Knuffel » 14 Mar 2010 20:09

Tarax the Terrible wrote:
tapakah wrote:Label on ostrichs' cage in zoo:

"Cement floor! Do no scare the ostriches!"
Read it twice before I got it... :lol:
Aye, but a great one altogether.
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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Hektor » 15 Mar 2010 13:10

What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Lawful evil - conform or die.
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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Aeg » 31 Mar 2010 15:04

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?

"Dam!"
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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Rhaegar » 22 May 2010 00:04

WARNING: really bad jokes follow this line

How to have sex with a very fat woman?
Slap on the ass and enter before the third wave.

Why do men don't have cellulite?
Because it looks ugly.

What's the most important thing in sex from behind?
To be behind.

I know they're all sexist/schauvinistic/whatever, but they're bad enough, aren't they?
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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Amberlee » 22 May 2010 00:29

Kinda funny too :D
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Re: Bad Jokes

Post by Laurel » 26 May 2010 10:10

bromen wrote:If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together... :)

It seriously works on Swedish women.

B.
squeezing I into U? quite pervert jokes 8-)
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