In game humor

[gold bezie]

A country road on the Hill in Bree. It winds up over the hill as it runs east and down to a crossroad. Hobbit holes line the country road and trees dot the hillside. A square building stands north of here.
There are four obvious exits: north, southwest, northeast and east.
A spiked club, a reinforced wooden buckler, a black high-collared robe, a blackened longsword, an iron footmans shield, a pair of steel-clad leather boots, a mat dark platemail and 42 warm hobbits.
A muscular piebald horse.
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A few birds fly overhead.
exa hobbits
It looks hairy, yet nourishing, yet repulsive all in one.

uhm someone cooked these hobbits? and then died choking in one of them?

[Taro]

A country road on the Hill in Bree. It winds up over the hill as it runs east and down to a crossroad. Hobbit holes line the country road and trees dot the hillside. A square building stands north of here.
There are four obvious exits: north, southwest, northeast and east.
A spiked club, a reinforced wooden buckler, a black high-collared robe, a blackened longsword, an iron footmans shield, a pair of steel-clad leather boots, a mat dark platemail and 42 warm hobbits.
A muscular piebald horse.
>
A few birds fly overhead.
exa hobbits
It looks hairy, yet nourishing, yet repulsive all in one.

uhm someone cooked these hobbits? and then died choking in one of them?

That was probably Nerull.

[gorboth]

Perhaps you mean Stern?

G.

[Draugor]

Perhaps you mean Stern?

G.

You know very well that they are both elf and hobbit gorgers It could have been anyone from the tower tho

[Taro]

Perhaps you mean Stern?

G.

A greenhorne named Lothbrok gave me some upon our meeting in Sparkle...

[Mayobe]

I went to a new place today and learned something important:

The tail-end of a giant anaconda is smarter than you.

[Cherek]

I went to a new place today and learned something important:

The tail-end of a giant anaconda is smarter than you.

Let's hope it compared body part with body part, so the snake's butt is smarter than your butt. Perhaps you can try <compare my head with anaconda butt> and you'll hopefully get a less embarrassing result.

[Mayobe]

My pets are always amazingly intelligent too:

Your bushy grey squirrel returns, unable to find Mayobe. It gives you back your message.

[Ody]

The black-skinned orc says: Those nazgul give me the creeps!

Most relatable thing an orc has ever said.

[Etanukar]

Yessssss... those Nazgul are magnanimous in their doling of gifts. Among those in the goody-bag are creeps, nightmares, terrors, tremors, lashes, nails on chalkboards and the occasional beheading. How joyous!