In game humor

[Orien]

The energetic wrinkled female kender rubs her eyes as she rises, fully awake
The runes on the armour dim down to a black color.
You remove the ancient mithril chainmail.
...
You managed to steal an ancient mithril chainmail from the energetic wrinkled female kender.
Oops! the energetic wrinkled female kender seems to have caught on to you!

Since when Kender can even "borrows" worn equipments !?

[nils]

The black-skinned orc says: Those nazgul give me the creeps!

Most relatable thing an orc has ever said.

Naah

The malevolent swarthy male orc says: There's one thing that stinks worse than
a dead dwarf. And that's a live one!

[gold bezie]

You skillfully deliver a painful blow to the hulking monster beast's hand!
The hulking monster beast stops wielding his rust-red spiked mace.
The fanatic male moralist says: Good! One shall not kill others! Now give me that weapon!

This fanatic male moralist joined me for a bit, telling me not to drink that much, and things like that. Only after i killed something he stopped following me.

Reminded me why i love Genesis so much!

[Avatar]

You skillfully deliver a painful blow to the hulking monster beast's hand!
The hulking monster beast stops wielding his rust-red spiked mace.
The fanatic male moralist says: Good! One shall not kill others! Now give me that weapon!

This fanatic male moralist joined me for a bit, telling me not to drink that much, and things like that. Only after i killed something he stopped following me.

Reminded me why i love Genesis so much!

Hand him a beer, and watch him go.

[Alisa]

Now I have to see how he reacts to mercy kills

He's a fun first acquaintance

[Ody]

exa chest
This is a rather dull looking chest. It is covered in old, faded wood, bound by rusted iron. It is unlocked.
The chest contains Hillary's broom, Tom's Baton and King RoTooles sceptre.

[gold bezie]

A voluptuous mustachioed male human arrives from the west.
The voluptuous mustachioed male human leaves south.

I have really no idea what i am 'looking' at here... at least someone with humor

[Rincon]

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The massive male uruk says: Uruks are the strongest.
Your glowing waraxe brutally crushes the massive male uruk's body with a
shattering force. The massive male uruk is knocked down on the floor leaving a
smashed and barely recognizable corpse!

[Tarax the Terrible]

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You study the weapon carefully.
This is what you notice:
Sticks like this are normally found in the woods. Someone, apparently a child,
has attached a small piece of wood at one of the ends, thus making it into an
wooden sword.
It looks like it is in prime condition.
Topaz formations along its surface emit a faint glow.
Beryl formations along its surface emit a faint glow.
A faint hissing sound issues from the weapon.

You judge that the weight is 1.2 kilograms and you assess its volume is about
580 milliliters. You estimate its worth to 1 silver and 9 copper coins. It
rejects being sold as it is keep protected.
The sword can be wielded in any hand. It can be used to bludgeon.
This weapon doesn't seem very effective.
It is almost impossible to get a good strike with this weapon.
This weapon is most likely enchanted.

[Cherek]

An exotic toy sword. Love it!:)