In game humor

[Tarax the Terrible]

An exotic toy sword. Love it!:)

Must have Russian billionaire parents.
You can tell he is going to be a power player, nice choice of imbuements

[Melarec]

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> sell waif
The shopkeeper says: The sad waif is worthless.
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Such an excellent addition to the tutorial.

EDIT: Okay, probably a bug that it ended up there, but still humourous anyway..

[Tarax the Terrible]

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The graffiti reads:
Mail Amberlee for a good time!

Seems she is famous in the lavatory of Gelan, lol

[Avarel]

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This is the magnificent ship, Fairview. Wind rolls around you, only to be
impeded by the sails. A cabin resides in the aft portion of the ship, while a
ladder leads down to the rowing deck. From anywhere on main deck, you are able
to get an excellent view of your surroundings.
There are three obvious exits: aft, down and forward.
A hole in the ground.

Somebody dug a hole in the deck of the ship???

[gorboth]

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This is the magnificent ship, Fairview. Wind rolls around you, only to be
impeded by the sails. A cabin resides in the aft portion of the ship, while a
ladder leads down to the rowing deck. From anywhere on main deck, you are able
to get an excellent view of your surroundings.
There are three obvious exits: aft, down and forward.
A hole in the ground.

Somebody dug a hole in the deck of the ship???

[Avarel]

Cool, Asterix the Gaul. Love it. Been many years since I've read the comix (oops, now called graphic novels, aren't they).

[Habiki]

The forest suddenly falls silent.
Fili leaves northwest.
Shade leaves northwest.
Near the eastern border of Kryptgarden Forest.
There are four obvious exits: northeast, northwest, southeast and southwest.
A corpse of Shade, a corpse of a sinister yellow-eyed orc, a corpse of a terrible yellow-eyed orc, a red jasper, a hand axe, a pair of iron bracers, a horned iron helmet, a smelly splint brigandine, a pair of leather boots, a small round buckler and a shade brain.
Shade and Fili.
Fili leaves northwest.
Shade leaves northwest.
Near the northern border of Kryptgarden Forest.
There are four obvious exits: northeast, northwest, southeast and southwest.
A shade legs, a shade body, a shade right arm, a shade left arm, a shade head, a marbled agate, a rusty steel platemail, a pair of black iron greaves, a heavy canvas robe, an ancient steel battleaxe, a corpse of a cruel demonic vampire, a golden pyrite, a hand axe, a pair of iron bracers, a horned iron helmet, a smelly splint brigandine, a pair of leather boots, a small round buckler, a chiseled yellow fang and two sharp white fangs.
Shade, Fili and a ruthless dark vampire.
Fili gets a marbled agate and a golden pyrite.
Overhead, a large dragon flies by.
Fili leaves southeast.
Shade leaves southeast.
Near the eastern border of Kryptgarden Forest.
There are four obvious exits: northeast, northwest, southeast and southwest.
A corpse of Shade, a corpse of a sinister yellow-eyed orc, a corpse of a terrible yellow-eyed orc, a red jasper, a hand axe, a pair of iron bracers, a horned iron helmet, a smelly splint brigandine, a pair of leather boots, a small round buckler and a shade brain.
Shade and Fili.
Fili points at a corpse of Shade.
Fili roars: Wtf?
Shade raises his eyebrow inquisitively.
You roll on the floor, laughing your head off!
Shade blinks in disbelief.
Fili roars: Thats just weird.
You say: Never seen that one. Either a trickster or a bug.
Fili roars: Did you see the Shade brain?
Shade chatters: I knew I lost it

... real horror-show.

[Makfly]

Heh! Kind of like the Raumdor forest "team-effect"!
Is that still around by the way?

[Luma]

Cool.. carrying around 3 forest trolls?

I would be interested to see three trolls with only one skin and 22 ears among them.

[Syrk]

>ha
You are physically feeling very well and mentally somewhat degraded.
The black-eyed silver-eyed wolf is feeling very well.
Zugzug is feeling very well.
The dark-haired red-eyed male human is feeling very well.
Verminaard is feeling very wel

>t verminaard
Target is now: verminaard

> put pack
You remove the soft leather backpack (open).
You put a soft leather backpack (open).

Zugzug attacks Verminaard.

Suddenly the contours of The dark-haired red-eyed male human starts to fade and
blur. His face grows longer and reptilelike, his skin turns brilliantly red and
starts to crackle up, like some sort of scales. His arms moves backwards, and
emerges as a huge pair of red leathery wings. Sharp talons grows from his feet,
and his entire figure grows, rising tall into the air above you. Suddenly you
realize, that you are facing a huge red dragon!

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You assist Zugzug and attack Verminaard.

The red dragon says: Do you take me for a fool? That you can trick me with a
container?
The red dragon snarls furiously, incinerating soft leather backpack (open) with
a blast of fire!