In game humor

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Maizara

Re: In game humor

Post by Maizara » 05 Jun 2010 14:22

You should try breaking it into pieces ;)

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Re: In game humor

Post by Onton » 06 Jun 2010 20:08

Tarax the Terrible wrote:That F%$%ing CON ARTIST!!!
The Bree Tack Shop.
And if the most hungry horse out there cannot eat a bale, whats it meant for?? Oliphaunts?!
I've had that problem too.. I had guessed it was just because ponies are smaller and don't eat as much.. but if horses can't eat it either, I think it must be a bug..

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Re: In game humor

Post by Onton » 06 Jun 2010 20:09

Maizara wrote:You should try breaking it into pieces ;)
:shock:
Hmm.. If this is really all there is to it, maybe it should suggest this somewhere in the description?

Maizara

Re: In game humor

Post by Maizara » 07 Jun 2010 10:22

Onton wrote:
Maizara wrote:You should try breaking it into pieces ;)
:shock:
Hmm.. If this is really all there is to it, maybe it should suggest this somewhere in the description?
Eh possibly, maybe its just because I was raised on a farm but I've always just thought of it as common knowledge.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Tarax the Terrible » 10 Jun 2010 01:32

A bug but funny..
Earth salutes you in the traditional Solamnic manner with his gigantic steel
broadsword, then spurs his vicious midnight-black warhorse with you riding on
him forwards, snapping the reins.
http://genesisquests.pbworks.com/
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Re: In game humor

Post by Hektor » 10 Jun 2010 09:35

Hunger can be a dangerous thing!

Having a huge team, solving a quest, obtaining what you need, old grumps telling you to get a move on.. and disaster strikes :)
Adriel arrives from the west.
Mersereau yells: So let's not waste everyone's time
The wary drider guard stops Uther from passing
Mersereau looks into his money-sack and quickly picks up its contents.
Ahith eats a deep dragon skin.

Uther goes ack!
Uther goes ack!
Mersereau goes ack!
Uther goes ack!
You grin merrily at Ahith.
>
Uther goes ack!
Uther goes ack!
Mersereau mumbles something about something else.

You say: What an appetite,
>
Nikiel whispers in your ear: yes
Uther screams loudly. ARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
Nikiel whispers in your ear: he did not look that hungry
Uther pokes Ahith in the ribs.
Nikiel giggles merrily.
Ahith peers quizzically around.
Ahith yells: damned
Ahith sighs deeply.

Uther comforts Ahith.
Mersereau yells: I hope it taste good
Ahith yells: didnt know it is eatable
Ahith sighs deeply.
Lawful evil - conform or die.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Alorrana » 10 Jun 2010 09:48

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I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Rhaegar » 10 Jun 2010 11:00

<eat all> is the most dangerous command ever. :twisted:

And it's so tempting...
I fear no evil for I am fear incarnate.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Onton » 13 Jun 2010 13:45

You kick the number of storage shelves and out tumbles a bronze key, two silver mirrors, a small brown monkey, a lavender hose with an adequate codpiece, a skull, a small brown snake, a miniature deer and a small orange newt.

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Re: In game humor

Post by Creed » 13 Jun 2010 16:56

Hmm..

are they shelves or a petting zoo?

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